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Is a word to describe depression
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Three consonants and a dozen vowels

A humorous way of saying you are exhausted; the word you'd be referring to would be, "Sleeeeeepeeeeee......". If you're more or less tired than that, simply adjust the number of vowels accordingly, such as "three consonants and eight vowels" for being "normally" weary, or "three consonants and TWENTY vowels" for being limply-plastered-on-da-bed zonked.
Weary girl, texting a pleasant-natured willing-to-help-anyone-out dude who's frequently assisted her in the past: Any chance you could come over and help me move this big heavy couch so that I can vacuum the floor underneath it?
Dude: Ummmm... three consonants and a dozen vowels.
Girl: "Sleeeeeepeeeeee"???
Dude: Sumpin' like dat... had a long day. Mebbe first --- yawwwwwn --- first thing tomorrow morning? Gimme a wake-up call when you're up and about?
Girl: Sounds good. And of course I'll need a shower after I finish all da dusty sweeping and vacuuming, so I'll let you take it with me, as an extra incentive and thank-you gesture for your help.
Dude: Nice. Will you also let me crawl in bed wif you after we towel off, and we can enjoy a nice long warm skin-to-skin cuddle-nap together?
Girl: Of course --- what better way to reward ya back, eh??
by QuacksO August 16, 2018
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to capsonize

To get in close space with a person you wanna fuck, without her knowing about your intentions and theoretically having no chances to escape
He decided to capsonize me in his room, after we've ended smoking a blunt, so i got scared AF
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to capsonize

to get into close space with somebody you wanna fuck, without them knowing about your intentions and theoretically having no chance to esape
after we've ended smoking a blunt, he closed the door as far as I am concerned trying to capsonize me in his room, so I got scared AF
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mr colson

the word for a man, whos married but hes nice and attractive
(person 1) hey, look there mr colson
(person 2) woah, we should go talk to him
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mr colson

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mr colson

a hot man who everyone loves, he teaches tech and enjoys playing with his dog
HEY (name) LOOK ITS MR COLSON!!
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