Cooked

To be cooked;
When someone has caused obvious brain trauma due to over usage of illicit substances. They have "cooked" their brain.

"That bitch is cooked, I haven't seen her in weeks and she just lost her shit at me over nothing!"

by myladythemistress January 20, 2010

Crooked I

1. Tight ass Long Beach, CA rapper.

2. A bottle of Malt Liquor.

1. "Absolutely, cats bring their gats to shoot me
I even watch all them rats actin goofy
Disguised as groupies, that's a doozy
What's that bulge under your shirt?
That's an uzi... excuse me"

2. "You got tha crooked i nigga?"

by I love doodle in my french toast April 1, 2007

crooked

the joyful feeling you get when drinking alcohol smoking weed and taking cocaine at a party

man, I am really crooked right now and i love it, let's go dancing

by gooooglakis January 7, 2010

Crooked hooker

the hooker who is so ugly she has to pay u to sleep with her.

Joe was excited to get $300 after sleeping with the crooked hooker.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

Spitting like a freshly cooked roast.

Describes a woman in an extreme state of sexual arousal.

After I'd finished massaging Julie she was spitting like a freshly cooked roast.

by Adrian Pt January 11, 2009

Crooked Mettler

Doing a keg stand while receiving a blowjob from the guy holding up your legs.

i was sucking on that tap while he was giving me one hell of a Crooked Mettler!

by Thunder April 6, 2005

cooked

An altered state of being, whether it be chemically enhanced or a result of sleep deprivation and/or sensory overload. Usually occurs in the midst of and/or aftermath of a rowdy social engagement or bender (e.g. a music festival spanning one or more days, consecutive nights of exposure to alcohol and drugs in combination with loud music of an assorted variety, &c.)

Example 1-

Girl: Did you hear about what Tito did this morning?

Dude: No, what?

Girl: He was at the club till it close, and then he had to go to a wedding, so he decided to get a pre-wedding tattoo.

Dude: Are you kidding me?

Girl: It gets worse... he got a tattoo of the Bloody Beetroots logo.

Dude: He is fucking cooked.

Example 2-

Dude: Have you heard from Scott since he's been in Vegas?

Girl: Yeah, he sent me a clip from a pool party he went to where Eric Prydz was playing. He won a stack of money playing roulette and spent most of it on coke.

Dude: Man, he is cooking it!

by Betty Ford Prefect August 8, 2013