No matter who you are and no matter where you are, there’s always a very small chance Jimmy Kimmel will appear and sexually assault you in moments notice.
It may have a 0.00001% chance of happening, but you cannot rule out the idea.
It may have a 0.00001% chance of happening, but you cannot rule out the idea.
Jay and Jeff subconsciously sat with their backs facing the wall of the bar. With the Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum top of mind, they both agreed to have their eyes peeled on the door.
by Eddie Lacy's Cousin May 31, 2024

by Pour da sea oe. April 29, 2024

When you facetiously offer someone sexual favors to thank someone and then they take you up on it, putting you in an awkward situation
Person 1: Thank you for bailing me out, I owe you a blowie. Haha
Person 2: I got you, how does Thursday sound?
Person 1: ……..
Person 2: I see you’ve gotten yourself into the Kalal conundrum
Person 2: I got you, how does Thursday sound?
Person 1: ……..
Person 2: I see you’ve gotten yourself into the Kalal conundrum
by CameronMitchell612 April 1, 2023

by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

a word people named simar often struggle to spell during spelling bees and it still haunts them to this day
by Definitelynotme February 22, 2021
