Cuntundrum

1. An unsolvable issue or problem with your wife or girlfriend.

2. A catch-22 involving a woman

That's quite a cuntundrum. I'm glad I'm not in your shoes.

by fullaflex March 21, 2011

conundumb

question/s with obvious answers that stupid people just don’t get

To answer to the conundumb of why the USA has such a ridiculously high rate of incarcerated citizens, you just need to follow the money.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 24, 2015

conundrumized

It is the state of being in which a person is faced with multiple choices and cannot decide which path to go down.

There was Pepsi, and there was Coke, and then there was the ever alluring RC Cola. I was conundrumized.

by Ben Gunby December 9, 2008

anal cunumdrum

When an object is lodged in ones rectum, and one cannot remove it.

Guy 1 : OH NO!! I HAVE A BANANA IN MY ANUS!!! IT WON'T COME OUT! THIS IS HIROSHIOUS
Guy 2 : This truly is an anal cunumdrum

Jarsquatter

by dr-rapeface July 13, 2011

condundrum

Having a really good shot at getting some pussy but not having a condom and no way of getting one.

We were parking on lover's lane and my date was so wet she was foaming.She was ready to yield that thang to me but I didn't have a rubber. What a condundrum!

by wolfbait51 April 22, 2011

cumundrum

Any sort of issues related to and/or involving semen. This can include cum in the face/hair, the inability to cum, cumming too fast, or the ever-dreaded cum in the pants.

"So we were hooking up last night, and he came in his pants." That's a real cumundrum!

by 123sober October 7, 2010

Carnundrum

A nonsense word that was made up by a car leasing company so that they could use it in a radio spot and quote the definition that they, themselves, made up and entered into the Urban Dictionary. It is a word that, to date, has been used exactly one time by one person...the guy who did the commercial.

The "carnundrum" commercial on the radio is an insult to my intelligence

by Corkytwogun August 26, 2017