control alt delete

How to shut off any fucking programs that decides to go against the high speed computer revolution. Motherfuckers.

O my goodess, this program is frozen, I need to press control alt delete.

by Ms. Yaweh May 9, 2006

Breath Control

Anything you consume to freshen your breath.

(Examples: Dentyne, Certs, Altoids, Scope Mouth Wash)

I eat a lot of spicy food, so I keep Breath Control on me at all times.

by Rob1150 April 8, 2010

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

An event that occurs when a Collector Drone in the video game Mass Effect 2 is possessed by Harbinger, the main villain of the game. It is one of his constantly repeated one-liners designed to intimidate you and it generally fails in that respect. Can be used to indicate that you have had your mind and body taken over by an alien consciousness.

Billy: Hey Jim, want to go to the cinema?

Jim: No i'm good.

Billy: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

Jim: Is something the matter?

Billy: YOUR FORM IS FRAGILE. WE WILL DIRECT THIS ONE PERSONALLY. WE ARE THE HARBINGER OF YOUR ASCENSION. I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS. IF I HAVE TO TEAR YOU APART SHEPARD I WILL. YOU HAVE ATTRACTED THE ATTENTION OF THOSE INFINITELY YOUR GREATER.

Jim: No need to be a bitch about it..

Billy: YOU HAVE FAILED.

by HARBINGEROFYOURDESTRUCTION February 21, 2010

birth control

A medication that prevents unwanted pregnancy AND also regulates menstral cycles. A lot of girls go on birth control JUST to regulate their cycles.

I'm still a virgin and my gyno put me on it because I have heavy periods.. Well it really helped in that area, and it also made my boobs grow another cup size!!

by eat poop and die August 31, 2005

breath control play

The practice of intentionally reducing the amount of oxygen to the brain during sexual stimulation in order to heighten the received pleasure from orgasm. This can be done during masturbation or with a partner.

erotic asphyxiation
Also known as asphyxiophilia, breath control play, or scarfing.

by Vladzilla January 12, 2007

Control stick actuator

A highly technical term for "pilot" on modern aircraft which essentially fly themselves.

Pilot: "That last flight was pretty rough, I think there's an issue with the flight controls."
Crew Chief (mechanic): "Probably a bad control stick actuator."

by Chicago Trev July 26, 2009

gap control

the ability to wetten the lips and thighten the gap when desireable

she's got some goooooood gap control

by Anonymous April 27, 2003