Upside Down Mustard Container

Upside Down Mustard Container (noun)

1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.

2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.

Time slipped away as he searched his idle brain for the perfect insult after an acquaintance had called him out on his usual shenanigans. Unfortunately, nothing came, so he blurted out, "I hate you! You upside down mustard container!" The man on the receiving end laughed and laughed, and then turned and walked away. He hasn't stopped laughing to this day. Not realizing just how lame his comment was, the one hurling the lame attempt at an insult held his head extra high, smiled in a way that looked more creepy than proud, and patted himself on the back for being such a creative, strong young lad.

by ggirlcolo May 2, 2023

this may contain side effects

When you hear this on a medicine ad, you're done for.

'Buy Your Mom's anti cry pills for your entire family! This may contain side effects...'

"W-w-w-what are t-they?"

'DEATH'

AAA DONT DO THAT

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ July 22, 2023

cracker containment zone

A room made up of almost exclusively middle aged white people.

guy 1: Did you see the pics from the MTG lecture last Friday?
guy 2: Yeah, it was a total cracker containment zone.

by graggler August 31, 2023

Mario Container

When a dude is called Mario, and he is similiar to a container

-Oh look, here's that guy, his name is Mario
-Dude, he'd be a great Mario Container

by Leninator September 8, 2021

Container

Word used, typically in spiritual circles, to define an imaginary "safe space" that people can reside within to share, reflect, enter conscious relationships, mediate and/or partake in other such high vibrational activities

Moonbeam: "I feel so safe and blessed to be able to express my feelings to you in this sacred container we've created"
Tao: "Mmmmmm, I feel that, Moonbeam, we are so lucky to have consciously created such a devotional space"

by Ema_masters July 2, 2021

Container

Word used, typically in spiritual circles, to define an imaginary "safe space" that people can reside within to share, reflect, enter conscious relationships, mediate and/or partake in other such high vibrational activities

Moonbeam: "I feel so safe and blessed to be able to express my feelings to you in this sacred container we've created"
Tao: "Mmmmmm, I feel that, Moonbeam, we are so lucky to have consciously created such a devotional space"

by Ema_masters July 2, 2021

Container

Word used, typically in spiritual circles, to define an imaginary "safe space" that people can reside within to share, reflect, enter conscious relationships, mediate and/or partake in other such high vibrational activities

Moonbeam: "I feel so safe and blessed to be able to express my feelings to you in this sacred container we've created"
Tao: "Mmmmmm, I feel that, Moonbeam, we are so lucky to have consciously created such a devotional space"

by Ema_masters July 2, 2021