comprende

Buddy, pal, bff. Often used by Amir Blumenfeld.

Amir: Hey, comprende. Door's locked.

Jake: Yeah, I'm trying to get some work done.

by Oh Sheesh February 7, 2010

selective comprehension

The act of processing only the portion information given that is gratifying or essential. (Defined by Michael W. Banks)

"What do you have, selective comprehension?!"

by HughJa'Sole July 6, 2015

Comprehensive

Dragoon gets to do whatever the fuck he wants.

Even swear, I never said I was a family friendly channel, I just didn't swear until now, deal with it.

Comprehensive :)

by AustraliaPog June 18, 2021

comprehensive

very long word

comprehensive is a long word

by anonymous July 20, 2021

set comprehension

A piece of shit subject that not even Einstein could master.

by this subject sucks September 21, 2003

boarding completed

literally: when all passengers are seated on a plane ready to take off
figuratively: you are the plane heading towards a destination, the passengers are everything dear to you, animate and inanimate, physical and spiritual. a decision is made. the plane is taking off.

"mama, are we going to be okay?"
"yes, my mini, boarding completed. don't be afraid."

by Krkič January 7, 2021

comprendez

What? French word? My balls!
This expression is taken from Spanish, is the third person singular present tense of the verb "comprender".
It's used mostly in questions, meaning "do you understand?", "get it?"

-Spanish is the second language most spoken in the US, and Gringos are stupids when it comes to learn another language, "comprendez"?

by Holden Caulfield May 13, 2005