Cling Wrap Condom

The act of using a condom that is made of cling wrap when there is no condoms available to fuck yo bitch and forshiz.

My bitch wanted me to have anal sex with her but i ain't got no condoms. I didn't wana get shit on my dick so i used some plastic wrap to make a cling wrap condom to protect my wang from poo germs!

by Azamatbagidov September 15, 2009

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comdomsation

The sensation you get while wearing a condom

Jeff went to the store to buy ribed comdoms for Sallys pleasure and while fornicating Jeff ask Sally if she was injoying the comdomsation.

Jeff didn’t like the comdomsation he was experiencing and threw the condom on the floor and knocked that Sally hoe bitch up.

by Sagging plastic February 18, 2008

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Michigan Condom

When the male chews gum 5 to 10 minutes before sex. The male then spits out the gum wraping it around the penis and proceeding to use it as a condoms. (Works for gay sex too!)

Person 1.: My pubes are so sticky

Person 2: whys that

Person 1: I let a stripper michigan condom me

by AddyDaddy1234 December 21, 2020

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no condom zone

fuck zone without condom.

The no condom zone is even better than the fuck zone.

by kfnks74grahzbfgjsfg January 6, 2013

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condomfetti

mass quantites of condoms (new in wrappers) are thrown around like confetti at a party.
a fairly disgusting concept. one should avoid any party where condomfetti will be thrown around.

Bill and Bob thought it would be a great idea to get some condomfetti for the party they were planning, thinking it would lead to many "happy endings". however, they neglected to realize how hard it would be to clean up all the condomfetti after the party and had some explaining to do when their parents came home.

by pb foot January 17, 2010

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