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Itchy Compensation

Mascaping your pubic hair into a penis larger than his own
He could't get hard, so all I got was some itchy compensation.
by afackingfuggot April 27, 2016
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verbal compensation

The greatest bunch of hokey ever conceived as a supposedly acceptable/adequate alternative to monetary payment or actual physical labor to recompense someone for goods/services that he's provided. Even if it was agreed beforehand that the person's assistance would be performed at no cost, too many moochers take advantage of this practice by knowingly/grossly underestimating the amount of time/effort/resources that would actually be required to perform the task, and so the prospective provider is deceived into thinking that the requested task is far less arduous/involved than is turns out to be; he would likely never have agreed to provide his services for free if he'd known the true size/scope of the requested task.
Disgruntled teenager: That skinflint connivin' ol' fart Mr. Jones snookered my buddies and me into "just loading a discarded pile of lightweight foam insulation into the dumpster" for him… not only did he neglect to mention that said insulation was GLUED ONTO PANELS OF SHEETROCK which made them about ten times as heavy, but then afterwards he just gave us VERBAL compensation ---"Great job, fellas... appreciate it! Thanks! I'm really grateful for your volunteering to help out an old weak-muscled geezer like me!" --- instead of slipping us each a ten-spot, the way any decent person would do!
by QuacksO December 21, 2016
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word combinations

shit that people come up with when they are on urban dicktionary
look! i foud 40 new word combinations!
by pseudo-dead November 1, 2020
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Keyboard combination

The phenomenon by which a bored human searches urban dictionary for various permutations of the alphabet, with no particular goal other than to waste time, and perhaps to find a unique one.
Some examples of these:
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
qazedcwsxtgbrfvujmyhnolikp
qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp
mrjocktvquizphdbagsfewlynx
by Kargaroc586 July 26, 2024
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Cube Combination

Cube Combination Is A Roblox Game Where theres 6 bosses, "Raider Brute', "Hammerdom", "Cryo", "Cube Destroyer", "Pyro", "Poseidon (formerly known as "Guardian Of The Sea").
"Hey Bro Did You Play That New Game On Roblox (Cube Combination)"
by EthernetExpert January 29, 2024
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Cube Combination

A Roblox Game Where you combine cubes and defeat bosses
by EthernetExpert April 6, 2024
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