Cockflag

A person who does a lot of flapping about without doing anything constructive.

A limp sail in the breeze.

All bark, no bite.

Guy 1: Man, Jerome hides behind the loading dock and smokes bud all day long and then complains that I don't work.
Guy 2: What a cockflag.

by Satch45 July 18, 2010

cockference

when two guys have a man meeting

dude 1: bro, i heard u and woman broke up.
dude 2: yeah, i'm bummed.
dude 1: meet me in an hour for a cockference

by matt_meyer June 13, 2011

Cockfidence

A perfect blend of cockiness and confidence about yourself, so smooth, everyone thinks you are awesome because of how superb your self-confidence is.

Betsy: I look good.
Kayla: I totally want your cockfidence.

by colteezykeezy October 8, 2011

cockfree

lesbian relationship

Mary: I am so sick and tired of lying and cheating boyfriends... I think I will switch teams and go cockfree for a while..
Kate: Welcome to the team hun!

by jimissobored January 3, 2015

cockfroster

n.

1. a person who ejaculates onto themselves
2. an inconsiderate slob, esp. with regard to gratisfaction mutual or individual

Frank didn't wash his saucepan and left it moldering in the sun for days, what a cockfroster.

by jossungood August 4, 2014

Cockfight

Two males in competition over a watching female, both with erect penis's slap and bash them together until one goes limp. The winner gets the female, the loser goes home empty handed.

Ben and Simon both wanted to get with Amy, she couldn't decide who she wanted so made them cockfight for her affections

by dms86 October 18, 2018

cockface quarter nelson

When you look at someone you just don’t like. A person with that asshole demeanor you just want to put them in a wrestling move and squeeze every last breath out of them.

Hey Dante, look at that Cockface Quarter Nelson.

What a Cockface Quarter Nelson.

by Bd Leader December 8, 2018