cobscottle

A cobscottle is a device of wood or wire and cloth that is used to frighten horses.

He pulled out a cobscottle and their horses stampeded.

by Gludge November 13, 2011

cocosel

In Romanian it means, literally, "penis". Very often used to describe a child's penis or a grown-up's when facing a good-humoured bitch.

te-ai spalat la cocosel?
have you washed your penis?

ce cocosel mic ai!
you have such a small dick!

vreau sa iti sug cocoselul!
i wanna suck your dick!

by Evilcopp July 5, 2012

The Colostomizer

The Colostomizer is a particularly sexy motherfucker, specifically with respect to his relative skill at any of a number of competitive endeavors. Whether it be videogames, sports, or pissing contests, The Colostomizer will fuck you up so badly that, once he's done with you, you'll be in desperate need of a colostomy bag (read: your asshole will be loose to the point that you can no longer control when you take a shit).

Jesus H. Christ, The Colostomizer just skullfucked you through your asshole! How does it feel to get sodomized by a freight train?

by Rapist Wit November 12, 2008

Cobus

A Cobus is an insanely wicked cool drummer from Cobus Land with incredibly cool hair!!

A Cobus is usually seen flirting with an Audrey and has a diet of red bull and chocolate. He also has an insanely wicked cool friend called Jason!!

Cobi have a unique self defence mechanism of saying "Booya!" in a freakish and scarey way to force their way through swarms of fans.

The inspirer of Cobus who made him great goes by the name of Dolbear! (As shown on one of his facebook posts)

The cobus vocabulary consists of:
Cobus Potgieter
DVD
Booya!
Wicked cool
Legitly

Example 1:
Crazy fan "I love you so much Cobus!!!!"

Cobus "BOOYA!!!"

Crazy fan "AHHHHHHHHHHH"

Example 2:
"Wow, there are hundreds of people with wicked cool hair playing drums with chocolate and red bull!!"

"They must be Cobi"

by dolbear September 15, 2009

Colossal Squid

A poorly-understood species of squid even more massive and fearsome than the giant squid. Its tentacles are covered with swiveling hooks in addition to suckers, making it one of the ocean's most formidable predators. It is the only cephalopod species of which the male possesses a penis. Believed to have the largest eyes of any animal.

"Did you hear about that colossal squid carcass they found in Antarctica? It was huge!"

by Penguinjockey December 20, 2006

combos

A delicious snack distributed by MasterFoods USA. It takes either a a pretzel or cracker exterior, and combines it with a filling that has multiple flavors. Most popular combinations are pizzeria pretzel, nacho cheese pretzel, cheedar cheese cracker, etc...

But, stay away from the mustard filled ones. They are poison.

by Lon May 29, 2005

COBOL

Crappy
Old
Boring
Outdated
Language

The biggest waste of time ever created by man; disgusting programming language that makes both your fingers and brain hurt at the same time; symptoms include unexplainable random rambling and mumbling, fever, headache, hair loss, irritability, depression, an all-consuming desire to be doing ANYTHING else, and various other psycho-somatic conditions.

If I have to write another program in COBOL I will chew my own hands off at the wrist!

by Flaren January 6, 2004