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Chess Club

A group of intellectual and witty students meeting up once a week to hone their chess playing skills. Chess club members welcome all people who can have a fun time while using their brain. Some call chess club members nerds but these people are merely jealous.
The chess club meeting was a success. We added three new members to our club and we learned some new tricks!
by madisonrenee November 7, 2011
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Chess Gloves

Chess Gloves are used while playing chess to prevent the pieces slipping out of sweaty hands.
"My hands are sweaty, thank goodness I'm wearing my chess gloves!"
by High roller November 9, 2012
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clesson

Adorable , lovable person, so sensitive, and just down right perfect. A lot of clessons are also known to have dimples , and also, very hard working.
"I would love a Clesson." "Clesson is such a wonderful person."
by Lady loves a lot January 10, 2014
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Cessfil

Singular: Cessfil

Plural: Cessfil

Pronounced: sess-fill
Originated from the word: "cesspool"

Definition: Are those who are part of a cesspool either fictional or non-fictional, because of their extremely negative behavior and immorality.

These are generally the "lowest of the low". However there are many levels of Cessfil ranging from mediocre toxic, rude and disrespectful. To high risk decisions and illegal acts in real life, or over the internet.

Cessfil are those who decided to make their existence pathetic, pointless and meaningless ethically because their actions have no actual impact in humanity or otherwise. Cessfil are those who's actions also appear as if they should be in a Psychiatric ward, or Prison (obviously not in society).
Ex.

Cessfil: "Dogshit player, go KYS. Go die in hell."
Person: "Such a fucking Cessfil."

Ex2.
Person: "I'm going to go to the store, hopefully I don't run into any Cessfil."
by RocketPropelledSausages2 February 12, 2022
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Bitch Chess

noun; the arguement/disagreement and/or 'battle of will' between a guy and a girl, that ends up leading one or the other to want and lust for their partner.

Usually by saying things that aren't necessarily true, like admitting your wrong when your right, like setting up a pawn on the chess table. If you make the right strategic metaphorical moves, you'll end up saying "Check Mate Baby"

Bitch Chess is done via txt msgs the majority of the time.
girl:"I dont know if i want you to come over my house, my parents are home and i have alot of home work to do..."

guy:"Oh, thats ok, I can help you with your home work if you want or we can hang out some other time"

girl:"Ok, well actually why dont you just wait until i finish my homework, then i could stop by your place?"

guy:"Yeah, sure you can"

Check Mate.

girl:"Your such a fucking asshole you'll never change. Your the sorriest piece of shit i have ever seen"

guy:"Yeah? well screw you too bitch. I dont need your shit anyways."

girl:"Hahaha yeah right, You know your gonna miss this ass. Your pathetic. It's sad"

guy:"Yeah whatever, look leave me alone, i don't want shit to do with you, or your ass. Maybe when you can grow up and not act to immature we can talk again.."

3 WEEKS LATER

girl:"Hey, how have you been?"

guy:"pretty good how about you?

girl:"I've been ok. I was just seein if you wanted to hang out or something..."

guy:"Sure what do you wanna do?"

girl:"Idk, care if i come over in a little bit?"

guy:"Sure, if you would like to."

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guy2:"You still playin Bitch Chess with that one girl?

guy:"Yeah the final pawn fell into place earlier today lol."

guy2:"My manz."

Check Mate
by GFrock Da GenIuS February 5, 2010
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Chat Chess

When talking to someone on chat (fb, skype, msn etc.) and they take forever to respond, and the pace of the chat resembles a game of chess.
You: Hey, how r u?

(Time passes)

Them: Good, yaself?

You: nb, how was work?

(A long time passes)

Them: Um, it was ok.

You: Ahuh...what you doing now?

(Again, time passes. They start typing. They delete it. They start again.)

You: WTF IS THIS, CHAT CHESS?!!!
by FreeRange April 6, 2011
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chessboard

A friendship between a white person and a black person which is so awesome that experts can't explain it.
Notable examples include J.D. and Turk from Scrubs, Shawn and Gus from Psych, Riggs and Murtagh from the Lethal Weapon series.
Daniel: Henry my black friend you are so awesome
Henry: And you too, my white friend Daniel
Daniel: We are so awesome. Like a chessboard!
by InspectorNoir November 5, 2012
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