Caker

A derogatory term for a Canadian person of Anglo-Saxon descent. Cakers have bad taste for absolutely everything, including music, film, sports, food, style and the opposite sex. Cakers love and get drunk off cheap beer and put ketchup and maple syrup on almost anything they eat. Cakers are big fans of hockey and follow the sport religiously. Toronto is the Mecca of Cakers.

A: What is Eric doing today?
B: You know, the regular, play NHL and drink beer
A: Wow, what a caker
B: Total caker

by TowTruck December 31, 2012

plowing cake

The act of putting the pussy in a coma with one's penis

Bro #1: "Did you tap that last night?"
Bro #2: "Yeah, I was plowing cake all night."

by theprehnmantis October 30, 2010

Leftover Cake

1. The money that is left AFTER the bills are paid; Excess cash flow. Profits.
2. To be in possession of more money than expected. Extra paper.

1. Back in '03, I could barely pay the bills - let alone feed my kids! But ever since I started hustlin, I got all this leftover cake.
2. I pretty much burned my paycheck last night at the strip club, but when I woke up this morning I found some leftover cake in my piggy bank. Time for Round 2!

by WAMPster January 13, 2010

Muffin-caked

When a mechanic or repair person invents a ridiculous error or problem with your vehicle, appliance or device during inspection, which requires you to pay for fictitious repair.

“Sorry ma’am, it looks like your muffin-cake has blown a gasket. We’ll fix it right away! “The mechanic said, winking to his assistant after a customer was successfully muffin-caked.

by TrishaE September 27, 2019

winkin pink brownie cake

when you eat someones ass hole out while they are pooping

your moms winkin pink brownie cake is delicious

by herb villified May 6, 2009

I'd rather have cake

This is sometimes used among the asexual community expressing that some on the ace spectrum would rather have cake over sex. Choosing to have both have cake and eat it too.

Random person: want to do it
The asexual: nah I'd rather have cake.

by I like cake🏳️‍🌈👩🏻💜🍰 June 5, 2021

Cakeism

Cakeism - The doctrine of having one's cake and eating it too, as regards the UK government and its Brexit negotiations. The action of exaggerating the UK's potential, to make it seem that greater things are possible than reality offers. Cakeism is used by 'Cakeists' to win people over with baseless offerings such as the red bus used in the UK referendum, with the aim to leave Europe. It is often related to feelings of loss of the British empire. It can also be associated with political opportunism.

You may believe that the UK can once more achieve an Empire, but times have changed, and we are an integrated part of European now. We need to maintain closeness with our neighbours to ensure peace, and that is why the European Union was created. Your aspirations of grandeur and supremacy are pure Cakeism, and you, my friend, are a cakeist

by DaveMonty February 5, 2018