Clobi

A clobi is a very special person. Clobi's are very unique in their own way and their behavior might seem a bit weird and mobfer-haft to you at first, but once you get to know them you'll learn to love them (as much as possible). If you get your hands on a clobi, make sure to hold them tight because they like to run away with their short little legs. They are often short, blonde, have blue eyes and NEVER fall on the stairs at the school cafeteria.

Person 1: Wow bro, did you see that Clobi fall on the stairs by the school cafeteria?
Person 2: No bro, Clobis don't do that.

by anonymous February 5, 2022

gay cloning

The phenomenon describing how many gay guys are attracted to other guys who look exceedingly similar to themselves.

A: Have you ever noticed how so many gay couples look like each other?
B: Yeah, of course. It's gay cloning.

by SpillingTea January 16, 2015

Penis Clomide

a penis dipped in cold vinegar and dried in the sun, often used in cakes.

"honey, cand you buy some more penis clomide? i need some for the cake tonight."

by fatman47 February 19, 2021

Clonibalism

To eat one's own human clone.
To eat a human clone in general.

Trapped in a cabin for a week with his own clone, Jerry had no choice but to eat his double.
One is a cannibal when they eat another human, just as it is clonibalism to eat a human clone.

by TAMtastic November 24, 2009

cloitch

Phase used in EVE ONLINE, started by Elisium Dammar, and used by T3h Kr0m minions as an expression used to exclaim an idiot, or a stupid act. (see also Cunt)

Magorath you have foolishly enaged in aggression whilst in sight of the sentry guns.

Trev sells a BPO as a BPC.

Tamora kills the person that hired us as merc to bash some miners.

by Tamoria March 27, 2005

Status Clitical

From an anime called "Gravion" in which it says "Planetaly Defence System All Destroyed A Decased Citizen 10,000,000 STATUS CLITICAL!"

The reason "Planetary" and "Critical" are misspelled is because in Japanese, R and L are the same things. This goes into other things such as "Herro!" as some say to make fun of a Japanese person, or even "Harro".

The real thing should say

"Planetary defense system has destroyed 10,000,000 citizens! Status Critical!"

Bobby: I shoot you in head!
Dood: OMG!! I bleed! Now this be status clitical at best!

by Tookar April 13, 2005

cloringe

the act of spitting out your gum
(because we need a word that rhymes with orange)

"this gum is really nasty! i need to cloringe"

by mandy0789 December 17, 2007