close the pool 

When the pool is closed due to aids!

If the pool is closed then you will notice a black man with a black afro holding a sign which says "Pools Closed Due To Aids"

the pool has been closed due to aids the pool has been closed do to aids the pool has been closed due to aids

Anonymous: OMFG WTF IS THIS SHIT!
Anonymous: can't you read? the pool is closed due to aids.
Anonymous: wtf? /facepalm.
Candlejack: <---oh shi-

close the pool
YOU SWIM HERE YOU GET AIDS!!!!

close the pool by trigun``` November 26, 2007

close but no cigarre 

1. Close, but not quite.(The most commonly used one)
2. Fall just short of a successful outcome and get nothing for your efforts.

Origin: The phrase, and its variant 'nice try, but no cigar', are of US origin and date from the mid-20th century. Fairground stalls gave out cigars as prizes, and this is the most likely source, although there's no definitive evidence to prove that.

Good guy: I've finally solved your riddle! It's 52!

Bad guy: Close but no cigarre! It's 68!

Good guy: You bastard!

close but no cigarre by din0-n00beffect May 27, 2010

Close your legs 

When a girl has her legs open and you can smell her pussy.

What’s that smell it’s coming from your pussy close your legs.

Close your legs by Pussyfootednigger69 February 27, 2020

Close Da Fridge 

Slang phrase for saying shut your mouth, be quiet, or stfu

When you're sick of hearing what someone else is saying you want them to close da fridge.

Derrick: So I wasn't sure if I should wear the plaid pants or just go with my jorts...Well I mean I guess the plaid ones are...

Steve: Yo! Close Da Fridge! You sound like a bitch!

Close Da Fridge by swagteamsucks April 15, 2009

close the account 

To end a friendship or relationship.

I had to close the account with Chris. She was just a mean bitch and I couldn't take her any longer.

close the account by Jilina September 25, 2005

Close Minded Asshats 

The majority of people who post on here. Mainly the people who post hateful things about a group of people.

Don't hate someone because they are part of a group, whether they are juggalos, emo, scene, goth, metalhead, jock, etc.

If you do you are a close minded asshat.

(Some people might point out that I'm contradicting myself, because I'm calling a group of people close minded asshats. Sometimes you might need to contradict yourself to get a point across.)

Close Minded Asshats by DenTheHalfNorwegianWarrior May 31, 2010

close encounter of the third kind

an experience with a human that is so bizarre one might as well be dealing with an alien.

when i was dealing with those liberals, it was a definite close encounter of the third kind...

close encounter of the third kind by michael foolsley November 23, 2009