Clunge pit

A lap dancing venue where the girls give fully naked dances, as opposed to only topless dances (i.e. those found at a "titty bar"). Such venues are often publicised less and more conspicuously placed than the average "titty bar" (i.e located down seedy back-alleys).

1) We went to a clunge pit on Gary's stag night.

2) I could have blown my inheritance in that clunge pit last night.

by Arisutea May 18, 2009

Clonemance

Clonemance is a play on the word romance, used when describing the emotional or physical connection of two Clones, like Keith and Julie. Clones are the fan base of Jim Rome.

With all of the Clonemance in the air, it kinda puts a new spin on March Madness

by Lady Clone February 27, 2011

clunge mustard

The remnants of dried spotty blood at the latter stages of a woman's menstrual cycle

Went to go down on Doreen but noticed she still had a bit of clunge mustard in her undies

by Krudbucket April 29, 2021

Feta Clunge

A female who is not attractive to the male, a woman out to seek men for sexual intercourse but is extremely unattractive and has been presumed to have a cheesy vaginal area.

Jack: Where were you last night?
Luke: I spent the night with that blonde girl.
Jack: Ahh no man that's sick, she was Feta Clunge.

by GaryArnold August 8, 2009

ass clone

Someone who acts or looks like an ass. Essentially, a clone of an ass.

Jim is being a real ass clone today.

by YOUNGDUS June 29, 2006

clonecest

When clones have sex with each other.

Julie trailed her fingers up Julie's arm and along her collarbone. Julie threw her head back and moaned. Then Julie looked right into Julie's blue green eyes, and stared hungrily at her clone. They locked lips, and fell to the floor, groping each other's perfect identical bodies. They were committing clonecest, and it was wonderful.

by narcissexual March 5, 2008

clunge-plunging

The act of love. The insertion of the penis into the clunge.

"My word, I'm tired. All night clunge-plunging followed by a hard day at the office. I need a beer!"
From "Hitler - My Autobiography" by Adolf Hitler, Austro-German dictator and champion surfer.

by Percyhalfpig February 16, 2004