Wizards-cloak

-A loose woman
-An easy fuck

"You need to get yourself a wizards-cloak mate"

by Blackbrain December 14, 2009

cloak and dagger shit

Pretending to be someone's friend to get close enough to place your dagger between their ribs, pretending not to be fighting with them.

Cloak and dagger shit makes a lot of people pretenders/pretentious.

by The Original Agahnim November 27, 2021

Cloak and paper

Slower than a dagger, and even slower than slow cutting.

The girl pretending to be his friend was making cuts between his ribs with paper as the cloak and paper tactics proceeded.

by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020

cloak-room face

A squinty beady-eyed look of disdain, barely in your direction, from a nightclub cloak-room worker, who is desperately miserable inside, and wishes no other than the ultimate misery upon your fine self... and your coats

Ooh Stacey walked into the office today with a right old cloak-room face on... she must be on the blob

by elvis_in_lace December 3, 2023

Cloak of Shame

While performing hetero or homo coitus, the "top" ejaculates on the "bottoms" back, leaving a spread of semen across the back.

Best used to describe pulling out of someone who wants commitment or is being used.

"I fucked her doggy style, she said "please cum in me" but I didn't trust she was on the pill so I pulled out and gave her the cloak of shame."

by CPL_Sal June 18, 2022

masturbatory cloaking device

A blanket given to homeless people allowing them to masturbate in public places

did you see that hobo going at it under his masturbatory cloaking device?

by Lildeb830 January 27, 2018

cloaking device

a condom, see party hat

Before penetration, engage cloaking device.

by red rosie September 12, 2011