Clintonian Virgin

A man or woman who claims to be a virgin, on the grounds that they've never engaged in vaginal intercourse. This is in spite of having had a great number of what Kenneth Starr would consider "sexual partners".

As opposed to technical virgin, which carries no overt implication of promiscuity, association with Bill Clinton's reputedly expansive sexual conquests makes the Clintonian Virgin something of a slut or man-whore.

Chris: Hey, did you know that chick's never had sex before?

Kevin: Yeah, but she's been around. And around. And around.

Chris: Ah - a true Clintonian Virgin.

by Cosmo March 23, 2007

Hillary Clinton Pneumonia

A form of pneumonia that is known for its miraculously fast recoveries.

"Didn't you just tell me you had a bad case of Pneumonia an hour ago? You seem perfectly healthy now."

"It turns out that it was actually just Hillary Clinton Pneumonia!"

by Ghetto Oregonian October 11, 2016

clintonclysm

From Clinton + cataclysm
A predicted large scale violent event accompaning a Clinton presidency.
antonym: trumpocalypse

Tough choice, bro. It's either the trumpocalypse or a major clintonclysm. Whatever happens, I'm heading to Canada.

by wolfreporter May 18, 2016

clintonesque

Having Clinton-like qualities. In matters of speech, to parse the English language so painfully at a direct question as to avoid responsibility for your own actions. In matters of conduct, to be more interested in #1, instead of the greater good.

His actions as well as speech are rather clintonesque.

by tradesman April 23, 2003

Clifton li

In Canada, Clifton Li is to mean

"The Brotha of All Dads"

Allan: Yo man, your dad is super l337 pwnz0rs of a playa.
Clem: Indeed, He is the Clifton Li.

by Jehu July 6, 2004

clintoff

The outcome of November 8th, 2016 when Hillary decided to not deliver her concession speech.

Surprising the world, Hillary lost the election and failed to address her constituents with a speech on election night - she pulled a Clintoff.

by coMANd'r November 9, 2016

The Bill Clinton Treatment

aka The B.C.T

to get head, a blowjob, oral sex

Man, Rachel gave Mike The Bill Clinton Treatment in a van last night!

by BillJeff Clinton March 30, 2009