Crinkled Cut

References the world crinkled. It describes someone who is an alcoholic.

“Josh is absolutely crinkled cut”

by the jkhjklhjkasdfhaljkd December 1, 2022

Panama City Crinkle

When a woman has the crinkled skin between her breast from years of too much sun...

Those yoga tramps all had extreme cases of the Panama City Crinkle!

by GRP_ June 10, 2020

Fasterous Gasterous Crinkle

A phrase used to describe a misunderstanding of either song lyrics or song title with the use of a voice activated smart device (e.g Google home)

I just wanted to play a song and Google told me what it was playing, I though it got it wrong, I totally fasterous gasterous crinkled that bitch

by Lil Mitch LOL November 22, 2020

crinkled

One step further than getting crunk.

My roommate went to the bar last night, but got so crinkled he never came home.

by showboat4 March 13, 2010

banana crinkle

a painful throbbing bruise. can be anywhere on your body. abnormally colored. all shapes and sizes

She went snowboarding for the first time and came home with many banana crinkles.

by keystone colorado! November 1, 2009

Crinkletoes

Someone with crippled toes or just mank feet.
AKA Club foot

All hail the mighty clubfoot in their war against the army of crab hands!

by CassieCooper September 11, 2005

Condom Crinkle

The sound a wrapped condom makes in your pocket when you move. The "crinkle" sound can sometimes be embarrassing, since you might think people around you know you are "carrying".

Dude, I was leaving the house to go meet my girl, and I almost got busted by my mom, I had condom crinkle.

by MadMikey May 16, 2013