Cock ass clenches

Put a 10kg bumble on cock and clench asshole to get a more defined dick.

I just did some cock ass clenches

by Ahh daddy 9000 September 21, 2021

the suckncross clench

the act of crossing your legs, clenching your ass cheeks and painfully sucking your excrement back into your anus

i didnt make it to the bathroom and had to do the suckncross clench

by hash_brownzzz November 24, 2024

Colonial Clenching

When a British person either

a) Looks back on a bit of British colonial history they thought wasn't that bad
b) Hears someone promoting colonialism

And in response, their entire body clenches up

Yeah, Tom heard what Matt said and immediately started Colonial Clenching

by TheSnazzyJacket March 05, 2021

death clench

The act of squeezing you ass cheeks so tight in order to keep the turd from shooting out.

John: Yo it smells in here, do you have to poop?
Tony: Dude my bad my death clench can only hold so long, I need a toilet.

by verny1234567890 January 03, 2012

Serbian Ballsack Clench

To Clench Ones Scrotum/ Testicles To the point they Ejaculate.

Hey Karen!

Yes?

I'm gonna Serbian Ballsack Clench!

I didn't need to know that Jerome.

by misinformationspreader3000 June 28, 2024

Serbian Ballsack Clench

To Clench Ones Scrotum Until They Hurt As an Excersise

Recently I've been Serbian Ballsack Clenching.

by misinformationspreader3000 June 28, 2024

Clenched potato

A woman who won't give up the wookie hole. Like a baked potato cut down the middle and then squeezed back so you can't add the butter, sour cream, and accoutrements because it's closed for business.

That bitch was a regular clenched potato after watching the Bill Burr Netflix special.

by Peepingkat April 27, 2024