CELtard

Someone who's so god damn retarded that they believe that anyone other than Alex Mashinsky was responsible for the implosion of the Celsius Network crypto ponzi scam. Their favorite conspiracy theories are that Celsius shareholder/creditor Simon Dixon or FTX/Sam Bankman-Fried did it. 🤡🚫🧠

CELtards are such morons that they actually BELIEVE that CEL tokens have intrinsic value even though the company is now defunct.

by Not_Otis_Davis 🍋🗜️💩💰 September 24, 2023

Cleft Oil

1.) The moist "ass-crack" template left on plastic chairs after a fat or generally sweaty person has been sat there for a good stint.

2.)When you've got a randomly itchy arse for no apparent reason and you need to go wipe it to sooth the urge, its normally "Cleft Oil" thats causing your problem, a mixture or fart and sweat and whatever else might be in your ass crack.

Eg of 1.) Hey look at that seat!! that fat guys just left and theres a "Cleft Oil" pattern of his ass on the chair! Dirty cunt!

Eg of 2.) Man i've got an itchy ricker!! im gonna have to go mop up the "Cleft Oil"...

by Paleblank January 16, 2006

Cleetus Safari

When an interracial same sex couple or other group of similarly hated demographics, takes a trip into Trumpland portions of the country to gaze in wonder at the slack-jawed Trumpanzees in their natural habitats of country-western bars and trailerpark homes.

David and Andrew took a Cleetus Safari to rural Alabama. The pictures of trailerparks are hilarious!

by Ragle April 23, 2018

Clella

A predicted relationship that may or may not occur. Commonly recognized as the union of a Cliff and an Ella.

Ew I don’t ship Clella.

No, Clella is destiny.

by Distractor in Chief December 31, 2020

Cleft

N) Ruler of gay butt sex
V) To become an enzyme
Adj) illegal

Hey remember that guy cleft. Yeah he was awesome.

by Cleft lardson January 23, 2021

Cleetus Diabeetus

Literally the opposite of Starvin’ Marvin. Typically a grossly overweight white male (y’know the type that if they got lap-band surgery their whole body would look like a turkey neck) from the southern states of America (fried chicken n grits). Yeah thats pretty much it.

“Look at that fat Cleetus Diabeetus fuck”

“Who ate all the pie? Cleetus Diabeetus!!!”

by Rüeblai Khänt December 3, 2021

pudendal cleft

Medical: The 'crack' caused by the outer labia on the female genitalia. That which provides the camels toe.

Dave: I wish there was a classier name for the fanny lips/camel toe....

Me/Doctor: There is - the Pudendal Cleft.

Dave: Sweet!

by pagga warhorse April 20, 2014