The Bass Clarinet and anything lower (and, arguably, the Alto Clarinet as well).
Like the clarinet, only manlier. This is due to its increased size, deep tone, and being roughly shaped like a battleaxe.
Tonally similar the soprano (standard) clarinet, but better. Looks like a saxophone but is not, as any bass (man) clarinetist will tell you.
As the name implies, mostly (but not exclusively) played by men. Men generally play the man clarinet because it is infinitely superior to the soprano clarinet and the normal clarinet section is typically filled with women.
Like the clarinet, only manlier. This is due to its increased size, deep tone, and being roughly shaped like a battleaxe.
Tonally similar the soprano (standard) clarinet, but better. Looks like a saxophone but is not, as any bass (man) clarinetist will tell you.
As the name implies, mostly (but not exclusively) played by men. Men generally play the man clarinet because it is infinitely superior to the soprano clarinet and the normal clarinet section is typically filled with women.
I played the clarinet in middle school but I now play the man clarinet.
The man clarinets sit with the bassoons and typically get shitty parts. This is a travesty.
The man clarinetists laughed at the boys who played regular clarinets.
The man clarinets sit with the bassoons and typically get shitty parts. This is a travesty.
The man clarinetists laughed at the boys who played regular clarinets.
by superbran December 27, 2010
Get the Man Clarinet mug.A woodwind instrument common in Marching, Concert, and Jazz Bands. It's normally black with silver keys and can play very soprano notes.
by Kaytee P May 12, 2003
Get the Clarinet mug.Related Words
The doofas upstairs played that fucking licorice stick all day and all night ... shitty clarinetiquette!
by TasteMonger November 17, 2017
Get the Clarinetiquette mug.They seem all nice and friendly when in reality they want to beat your ass until you're black and blue. don't call it a saxophone or say anything closely related to a saxophone. They also get ignored by the band director constantly and are often missed when they have to play their part with the tubas. as consequence to the ban director, they do not play, they do not speak, they don't even finger. and they will only be recognized when they are not there that day.
"Tubas and bass clarinets play your part."
"The Bass Clarinet(s) isn't here sir."
"oh."
then he goes onto mark said bass clarinetist absent 30 minutes into the class.
"The Bass Clarinet(s) isn't here sir."
"oh."
then he goes onto mark said bass clarinetist absent 30 minutes into the class.
by MissGuts January 5, 2022
Get the Bass Clarinetist mug.Guy 1: Mmmmm... that band chick is kold brahh. She looks so hot playin that piccolo.
Guy 2: Tru, but she cain't handle Satan's Clarinet nigga.
Guy 2: Tru, but she cain't handle Satan's Clarinet nigga.
by c-rain-yurr March 28, 2011
Get the Satan's Clarinet mug.Clavinea is the one thing you’ll want for the rest of your life, she’s a one in a million thing, she’s perfect to you, she’ll drive you crazy, she’ll go to the extent to appreciate you! And Clavinea is that kind of a person who understands you and makes you feel very special . Clavinea can’t be hurt and can’t be sad because Clavinea is the source to happiness, so take good care of Clavinea Because there’s only one out there. And that special one is mine and I’ll have her forever
Clavinea can be wonderful and helpful at the same time
I go bonkers when I see my Clavinea
I love My Clavinea
I go bonkers when I see my Clavinea
I love My Clavinea
by Claki21 July 23, 2020
Get the Clavinea mug.by squidward333 January 10, 2019
Get the Clarinet mug.