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class act

To be in the act of, or to hold possesion of class.
person#1-Jerry Stiller is a class act!
person#2-What about Ben Stiller?
person#1-NO WAY!
by Danny Peterson January 8, 2004
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Class Action

Successfully achieving sexual relations with members of one's own academic class.
Have you heard Billy has slept with his 10th girl in our med school class?

Yeah man, Billy's really getting some Class Action.
by spissatus November 23, 2009
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class act

1. an underage kid who only has the ability to think about the next time he or she can get ridiculously drunk or high. see skook
That kid from Schuylkill County doing a keg stand is a real class act.
by lovelyxcliche April 8, 2011
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class action

What a person who is considered a "class act" actually does. The specific act of being a "class act". What one performs or does in order to gain the title "class act".
Wow, Beyonce really did a class action in bringing Taylor Swift back on stage at the VMAs after Kanye stole her thunder! What a class act, that one!
by mirandabrittney September 19, 2009
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Middle Class Acoustic Gangster Wrap

A genre of music performed by middle class kids, who play acoustic guitar whilst rapping. Often performed outdoors, and first pioneered in Essex in the early 2010s.
Can be abbreviated to MCAGR .
Wow you should check this great Middle Class Acoustic Gangster Wrap group they're really something.
by Tousef May 31, 2011
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Class Action Bitch

Also C.A.B(n)/(adj)
In the hierarchy of bitches,( i.e. basic bitch, bitch, ugly bitch, dirty bitch, sexy bitch, biacth, class action bitch, bitch queen, bitch of bitches, Hillary Clinton, The Goddess Hera {note, lesbians might include butch}), a Class Action Bitch is near the top tier of overly vindictive, venomous, and down right evil bitches. Replete with a tongue that drips venomous accusations, a permanent bitch face, and a tendency to be followed by an entire order of jabbering White Knights, a Class Action Bitch has the law, the media, and the academics on her side. A single faked tear can unleash her hordes of soldiers ready to defend Muh Lady's honor by taking it out on your ass.

A Class Action Bitch may strike without notice and usually without any mercy whatsoever for any perceived slight or internalized offense. If you must deal with a Class Action Bitch, proceed very cautiously, be sure to have a spare job, and a really good lawyer(s). It wouldn't hurt to study their sacred feminist texts in order to understand what triggers them the most. See everything for more information on what triggers a Class Action Bitch.

Note that a Class Action Bitch does not need to be intelligent, her danger comes from the influence she has with Hwite Knights, or radical feminists in positions of power who can then be used to indirectly damage you.
Murray felt his blood freeze as he felt the cold stare of Susan, the Class Action Bitch, slice through him. That afternoon Murray was fired from his job for what was described as sexual harassment, despite this being his first day and not even speaking to the woman.

"Shh, don't say that man! You see that woman over there? Well she's a real Class Action Bitch! Last week she got a guy fired on his first day for turning on the air conditioner without her consent!"

Laura realized that Kristine was allowing her to use her homework and sit at her table to get with Jeremy, even though Jeremy was Laura's boyfriend, but Laura needed Kristine for the grades, fucking Class Action Bitch!!!

Not giving a damn anymore, George called Lisa a Class Action Bitch C.A.B, knowing full well the grim repercussions that would follow. George we barely knew thee....

Jimmy's mother is such a Class Action Bitch, last week during the soccer game, she went our of her way to disqualify a player on the other team because he looked at Jimmy the wrong way.
by Jiffy Wilakurs June 8, 2018
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class-action lawsuit

What da students of a rude/unfair teacher bring, either against him/her directly and//or da entire school.
If Ethan Couch's papa had indeed purchased da entire school just so dat his "little prince" could be unreasonably coddled da way he preferred, da other students would likely have filed a class-action lawsuit against said brat's paternal enabler for da torture dat said special treatment was subjecting all of THEM to.
by QuacksO February 15, 2020
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