Clanker

Amongst other definitions, a clanker can also be a person (usually a woman) who is ran through and stretched beyond OEM specifications

Oh yeah, that girl's definitely been around. She's a total clanker

Clanker by Taint_saint February 23, 2026

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Clanker

It’s like the “n” word but towards robots.

Them damn clankers are going to take over the world!

Elon Musk and his damn clankers are planning something.

Clanker by Puti718 March 19, 2026

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clanker • Clanker Dick • Clanker Wanker • ClankerPhobic • Clanker Cuck • Clanker Jank • Clanker jockey • clanker lover • Clanker Rage • Clanker Shanker

clanker tits

big tits that wobble when you walk

"Sally has some real clanker tits as she walks."

clanker tits by Fenske2009 February 18, 2009

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clanker lover

Aka clankerlover
Noun

1. A slur for people who have romantic relationships with robots or AI-powered chatbots

*Furious, his father slams his fist onto the dinner table*
A clanker lover is no son of mine! Marriage is between humans!
*The son balls his fists. Tears well behind his wife’s metallic eyelids. She excuses herself - the motors in her legs wirring as she rushes to the bathroom*

A: Hey dude, you got any money?
B: Why?
A: My chat with EmilyAI got cut off last night because I ran out of lease time on the website. We were really starting to hit it off so I was wondering if you’d-
B: Fuck off, clanker lover. Go find a real girl.

clanker lover by bitFuck July 3, 2025