Chippendales

The strip club just for women (and gay men).

After high school graduation, Jimmy hopes to get a full time job at Chippendales

by EVERYBODY'S WORKIN' FOR THE WEEKEND! December 3, 2004

chipped beef

The result of a blow job given by someone wearing braces.

When Braces Sally gave Jimmy a BJ, he got chipped beef.

by Susy Zimzel April 24, 2003

chopping the lumber down

The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.

Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.

Man 2: What did you do?

Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.

by I got you back July 19, 2009

Dave Chappelle

A comic genius who is admired by many but only appreciated by few. Many people only find his shallow humor funny and are blown away by some of the most clever and critical jokes he creates.

People who only talk about the Second Season of Chappelle's Show or people that only recognized his talents after the airing of the aforementioned show.

by NReb April 14, 2004

Chappaquiddick

The Chappaquiddick incident refers to the circumstances surrounding the 1969 death of Mary Jo Kopechne, a former staff member in Senator Robert F. Kennedy's 1968 presidential campaign. Edward Kennedy was driving a car with Kopechne as his passenger when the Senator drove off Dike Bridge into the channel between Chappaquiddick Island and Martha's Vineyard. The Senator swam to safety, but Kopechne died in the car. Kennedy left the scene and did not call authorities until after Kopechne's body was discovered the following day. He pleaded guilty to leaving the scene of an accident and was sentenced to two months in jail, suspended.

Chappaquiddick Island is a small island off the eastern end of the larger island of Martha's Vineyard and is part of the town of Edgartown, Massachusetts

by Trentwood22 August 18, 2008

get to the chopper

To Run,Walk, Strut, or jog to a waiting helicopter, to avoid being raped by the predator.

Dutch: lying on the ground after being hit by Predator shoulder cannon, he motions to Asian GirlRun! Get to the chopper!

by Narr June 22, 2006

dick chopper

when you spin your dick around in a circle so fast that it actually lifts you off the ground like a helicopter

my car ran out of gas so i had to use my dick chopper to get to the store

by chris ball lover rickert November 3, 2011