chomp the box

A male using his tongue to stimulate the clit of a female. In other words, 'eating the pussy'.

"Some guys really like to chomp the box."

by monsieur merveille March 13, 2017

box chomper

an individual who enjoys to perform oral sex on a woman

Tom was an avid box chomper and went down on Mary nightly

by Bennie Z December 13, 2007

chomple

Bite, chomp, eat, chew, or otherwise consume with gusto

If you're looking for something to chomple, see the recommendations at chomple.com!

by Jody M January 30, 2009

Chompophobia

The irrational fear men often feel toward outhouses. Normally it stems from the associated fear that there may be an unseen alligator or crocodile somewhere below.

"Why did Elmer have to buy one of them newfangled INDOOR toilets?"

"cause me and Clem I heard he has Chompophobia."

"I reckon that's a mighty wise choice then. I heard something peculiar rustlin' in my own outdoor facility this morning."

(Collective shiver)

by Cirdellin December 19, 2009

chompin' on the wooly

Oral sex, often associated with lesbians.

Those girls were really chompin' on the wooly last night.

by chjo January 30, 2007

chomptastic

Something that holds the qualities of being able to be chomped and also being fantastic.

That kettle corn popcorn is chomptastic.

by Snugglebunny's September 18, 2008

pube chomper

One who furiously and agressivly munches and chomps on the pubes of another man or women

My friend Sandler is a dirty pube chomper.

by Poontanker Patrick October 28, 2003