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Ralph Garman was right, Chelsea Handler really is a talentless cunt. Garmy strong!
by Babblethefkon March 8, 2011
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Chell

The protagonist of the video game Portal.

She is a woman who appears to be in her 20s or early 30s, and is of either mixed or Latin descent. She has apparently had "advanced knee surgery", which allows her to fall great distances without harm.

She seems to be quick-thinking, intelligent, and resourceful, as she is able to solve all of the challenges that GLaDOS throws at her.

Other than that, very little is known about her background or personality. It is a first-person game, so she is rarely seen, and her name is only known from one small mention in the credits. This should clue you in to how much you find out about her.

She is a test subject for the latest Aperture Science product, the ASHPD, and goes through all of the test chambers in exchange for cake and grief counseling. Once she successfully completes her testing, she is betrayed by GLaDOS, and only a quick use of the ASHPD allows her to escape. She makes her way through the rest of the facility, and eventually meets GLaDOS. After a short battle where Chell incinerates the different parts of GLaDOS, she is pulled outside of the facility by an unknown force, and whether she is alive or dead is unknown.

All information about her other than what can be seen and what can be assumed is supplied by GLaDOS, a self-admitted liar, so it is unknown how much of it can be trusted.
Chell: ...

GLaDOS: You're not a good person. You know that, right?

GLaDOS: There was even going to be a party for you. A big party, that all of your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come, because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either, because you don't have any
other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file; 'Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned.' SHALL NOT BE MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny too.
by Uerian December 7, 2009
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Chelsea

Chelseaa.. ahhh she's sweet at heart and loves to just be your bestfriend. She has beautiful eyes a beautiful face and an adorable personality. Chelsea's can also be very shy around people that they don't know to well but when you get to know them they can be one wild person. When you fall in love with one they'll never let you win anything not even let you say you love them more cause they have an infinite supply of explanations to describe how much they love you. When you fall in love leaving them will be the worst possible option and every time you hear a song she will be the one who pops in your head. Chelsea's love you more than you could even imagine but that doesn't mean you cant love them just as much.
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cells good

A slang term meaning 'call my cell phone,' used by redneck 8th grade girls and boys who think they're gangster.
Yo dawg I'm goin out wit Mike to feed the sheep and pigs at the barn - cells good.
by d-f July 5, 2005
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CHELLIN

Maintaining ultimate relaxation in the present moment.
(Sees monk pop acid) Boi he CHELLIN
by The CHELLER May 31, 2019
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Chelsea from LCC

The best person who has ever lived on planet Earth. Everything about her will leave you stunned. She is caring, kind, beautiful, just the perfect amount shy and can always make you happy. She is the smartest person on Earth, and she knows the time to use it. She always holds her friends close. Anyone who comes into contact with her will be enjoyed and if anyone gets to be in a relationship with her is a lucky person. FYI: I miss you
Chelsea from LCC is the best person on Earth.
by You know who I am. @ml365.5 August 26, 2019
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Chelshit

A derogatory name given to Chelsea Fc who are based in London England.
once again chelshit have done nothing in the match but park the bus
by Muso kaso May 20, 2018
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