Westboro Baptist Church

A group of religious extremists from Kansas who claim to preach the word of God by going to things like soldier funerals and high school and college graduations and waving signs that say 'God hates fags', 'God hates America', and Thank God for IEDs', and who also hold their own rallies around the midwest. They also teach their children (as everyone in the organization is in the same family) to hate everything the adults hate at a very young age. They have been interviewed by many people, ranging from Michael Moore to Fox news, and they seem to love attention, especially if it is negative.

The Westboro Baptist Church are fucking nuts.

'God hates fags' is the WBC's most famous slogan.

by THatgUY452 September 14, 2011

Pink Church of Blonde Things

Founded in late February of 2009 by Edwardl, this church is dedicated to sharing all things that appeal to blonds and blonds-alike, and is also known under the acronym PCBT.

The church is also known to celebrate honourary members (those that are not blonde, but definitely act like so), with the first honourary member being announced near the beginning of March 2009. It is also possible that an honourary member can have a lifetime membership to the group, if that person shows consistent blond behaviour.

Weekly newsletters are regularly sent out to members and honourary members to remind them of the week's coming events and recap previous events that occurred in the past week, as well as provide helpful memos, TV show synopses, useful accessories and gadgets, health tips, and a joke of the week.

blonde girl from Pink Church of Blonde Things: *in a confident voice* "C-A-O, THAT'S how you spell cow!"

Blonde girl #1: Did you read this week's PCBT newsletter?
Blonde girl #2: OMG YES!!! I can't BELIEVE that in Gossip Girl, Chuck is going to ask Carter for help!

by azn_ninja April 9, 2009

roblox church

the gulag of Roblox, im telling you if you come in here looking goofy you will get attacked immediately bro. like i joined and the first thing someone said to me was "Imagine nigger". Like dude, im literally a lego and u still dont have the self control to be a normal human being. Anyway, the culture here is pretty simple. Drink, stand in ur spot, argue. The best arguments are held right in the middle of the slopey thing if you wanna see how brutal it is, now im lucky I've never gotten to a big big one though, those mothercuckers can eat you alive. Try to stay in your place too, or you'll look like a total mess. Don't wear things that make u look like a tryhard, like those army uniforms with way too much pouches. Just be normal, and you'll stay calm with everyone. Unless your black.

"Yooo wanna play roblox church?"
"Dude sorry but i think thats too intense"
"you fuckin pussy whore"

by anne nown December 7, 2021

church penguin

a member of the world-known catholic mob (a priest or a nun), characterized by their specific way of walking (shuffling feet), creaky voice and black&white clothes.

The church penguin told me masturbation was wrong, so I quit it, easy as abc.

by shooshoo June 25, 2007

Church of the Brenton

Founded in 2008 by Brenton Wilson as a way to combat the mainstream religions such as christianity and islam.

If you want to eat something then eat it because it is now allowed by The Church of the Brenton. another example is if you have a physics assigment is due but there is good swell at the beach on that day, you can go to the beach instead because it is now part of your religion.

by Brenton Wilson October 30, 2008

church of the holy peanut

Everyone is really good at not blinking we worship scp 173 and the foundation is fucking sick of us but we don't care

*at church*
Friend- who do you worship

Me- church of the holy peanut bitch

by Olivia lysee September 30, 2020

Naptist Church

A way of mocking someone who uses excuses such as "stress being unhealthy," "proper amounts of sleep being important," and "meditation is needed to rest and reflect" to avoid doing work.

Person #1: "Why didn't Erica turn in the reports on time?"

Person #2: "She said her rest and well being was more important, so she meditated instead of doing actual work"

Person #1: "I don't know how we're gonna get any work done with all of these members of the Naptist Church

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016