pre-birth! -your first (subliminal) knowledge of the 'greatness of life', -before finding yourself in the hands of a gynecological nurse, awash in after-birth, all a-yowl!!...
for years i've been trying to find a way back to that catered hot-tub party
snapped to with a yowl!! after the catered hot-tub party!!
snapped to with a yowl!! after the catered hot-tub party!!
by michael foolsley October 31, 2011
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by istoleurmans January 27, 2020
Get the charter kid mug.A gay retard said this and was like “Yeah this makes sense. *multiple definitions*
Definition 1: can be used as a substitution word for any word
Definition 2: 2 gay koalas fisting each other
Definition 1: can be used as a substitution word for any word
Definition 2: 2 gay koalas fisting each other
by CoJamesBalt May 22, 2021
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pie charted
Adjective
a pie chart is a type of graph in which a circle is divided into sectors that each represent a proportion of the whole. You have been "pie charted" when a pie chart is used in conversation or in delivery of a presentation that makes absolutely no sense or provides absolutely no visual context or visual assistance with the communication.
Definition 2:
Pie Charted
Adjective
When a pie chart is used in delivery and the audience or receiving end of the communication has been pie charted. Except in very rare cases, pie charts are extremely bad at making data easier to understand.
pie charted
Adjective
a pie chart is a type of graph in which a circle is divided into sectors that each represent a proportion of the whole. You have been "pie charted" when a pie chart is used in conversation or in delivery of a presentation that makes absolutely no sense or provides absolutely no visual context or visual assistance with the communication.
Definition 2:
Pie Charted
Adjective
When a pie chart is used in delivery and the audience or receiving end of the communication has been pie charted. Except in very rare cases, pie charts are extremely bad at making data easier to understand.
Speaker:
*Slide Presentation* And in this slide we see the full pie chart of potential by region and demographic.
Michael:
What you're saying and what you're showing do not make any sense. You just pie charted me.
*Slide Presentation* And in this slide we see the full pie chart of potential by region and demographic.
Michael:
What you're saying and what you're showing do not make any sense. You just pie charted me.
by BigNerdLolz April 4, 2016
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1. Find a former-hick community, say, Sparks, Nevada that is rapidly growing technologically.
2. Buy up all the rights to the cable lines within the new housing complexes in construction, and make those cable lines available only to Charter only.
3. When new owners of a home move in, bombard their mailbox with faster internet service ads.
4. Provide the service, seemingly superior in speed and reliability compared to their nonexistent competitors at first, but then after the first week, totally flips out, and has long downtimes and ignorant customer support reps that love to talk back against angry customers.
5. When customer opts out of the service, remind them that they need to pay a $200+ separation fee because their first month is not up, and not even the first 2 years of their contract.
6. When customer REALLY WANTS OUT, then remind him or her that their ass still belongs to Charter, and theres no other alternative except a slower and still just as unreliable ClearWire Wi-Fi broadband in the neighborhood.
7. When customer threatens to sue, Charter pays electric company to cut off all power, except for a few D-Batteries to power a portable TV connected to a portable VHS player, reminding them that they can stop this by switching back.
8. Don't provide them any service anyways, and bill them $4000 a month in retaliation for their lifetimes. Also armed guards patrol the outside of their doors at all times, with rottweilers bred for the taste of human flesh drooling on the windows.
1. Find a former-hick community, say, Sparks, Nevada that is rapidly growing technologically.
2. Buy up all the rights to the cable lines within the new housing complexes in construction, and make those cable lines available only to Charter only.
3. When new owners of a home move in, bombard their mailbox with faster internet service ads.
4. Provide the service, seemingly superior in speed and reliability compared to their nonexistent competitors at first, but then after the first week, totally flips out, and has long downtimes and ignorant customer support reps that love to talk back against angry customers.
5. When customer opts out of the service, remind them that they need to pay a $200+ separation fee because their first month is not up, and not even the first 2 years of their contract.
6. When customer REALLY WANTS OUT, then remind him or her that their ass still belongs to Charter, and theres no other alternative except a slower and still just as unreliable ClearWire Wi-Fi broadband in the neighborhood.
7. When customer threatens to sue, Charter pays electric company to cut off all power, except for a few D-Batteries to power a portable TV connected to a portable VHS player, reminding them that they can stop this by switching back.
8. Don't provide them any service anyways, and bill them $4000 a month in retaliation for their lifetimes. Also armed guards patrol the outside of their doors at all times, with rottweilers bred for the taste of human flesh drooling on the windows.
by C Tan November 4, 2007
Get the charter communications mug.1. Two days a week, two hours a day, two reasons to get fucked up the rest of the time.
2. Summer vacation 24/7
3. Either here for two reasons; you want to get done with school early (over achieving bitch) or your the person they had to fucking pull into class and duct tape your eyes open.
4. No matter their age, size, race, or appearance; they smoke weed. (No need to ask, just pass.)
5. Wasn't your first choice but hope it's the last.
2. Summer vacation 24/7
3. Either here for two reasons; you want to get done with school early (over achieving bitch) or your the person they had to fucking pull into class and duct tape your eyes open.
4. No matter their age, size, race, or appearance; they smoke weed. (No need to ask, just pass.)
5. Wasn't your first choice but hope it's the last.
Beep! Beep! Beep!
There is no chirping birds.
There is no smell of fresh coffee.
The toast is not being made.
Your mom's not in your room yelling at you to get up.
It's your homie with a blunt ready to smoke.
Yeah thats Charter School of San Diego.
There is no chirping birds.
There is no smell of fresh coffee.
The toast is not being made.
Your mom's not in your room yelling at you to get up.
It's your homie with a blunt ready to smoke.
Yeah thats Charter School of San Diego.
by Crazy K & Lizzy April 28, 2008
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Thank god the Charter School of Wilmington is a thing, otherwise nothing but autism would be pouring out of that building.
by Reyals Reggin February 14, 2017
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