chalga

Greek and Turkish music which is stolen by low-intelligent Bulgarian musicians

Tractor-driver, hooligan
is my neighbour bai Ivan
he's old-known in the PD (police department)
with his thefts from the TKZS (the communist system of division of the agricultural land)

Bai Ivan is very wild
whenever he steals he's happy
he lacks conscience and morality
even the mayor was robbed by him!
7 times he has stolen
the pumps of the dam (!!!:D)


(duet "Apollon" - Bai Ivan)

by MaMyTa April 9, 2005

chalga

What is the difference between the blues and chalga?
The blues is for good people who feel bad about themselves.
Chalga is for bad people who feel good about themselves.

I hate the music they play in this restaurant. Don't they have any decent blues?
You must be a good person. Remember the difference between the blues and chalga? The blues is for good people who feel bad about themselves. Chalga is for bad people who feel good about themselves.

by Colourful English July 9, 2006

Rooster-challanged

Posessing inadequate penis size.
Someone who has insufficient penis size.

I couldn't continue the date with a guy that is as rooster-challanged as he is.

by Tamryn Hunter August 29, 2006

chalga

Bulgarian music, tune origniating from greek folklore and lyrics made up to reflect the mindset of the scum of society. It appeals only to people who are too thick and shallow to be able to grasp, understand and appreciate any other style of music. Actually, the perfromers are quite smart, because they earn money with that crap, the stupid ones are the people who voluntarily listen to it.

Example !? i dont listen to that shit!

by Snake 1311 April 8, 2005

challah

A type of white, leavened bread that Jewish people (M.O.T.s) eat. It is pronounced the same as "holla".

I told that Jewish girl to give me a holla sometime, then she showed up at the crib couple of days later carrying a loaf of bread.

Tom: "This party is bernie."
Jon: "Let's bake like challah and leaven."
Bob: "Stop being such a M.O.T."

by Nick D May 30, 2004

chalga

Very shitty music made by Bulgarian low-intelligent musicians, addicted to low-quality alcohol.Performed by gypsies and retarded whores(most often artificially blond and with enormous breasts).The lyrics are cheesy and don't ring any bells...at all

(translation of a chalga lyrics)
Take off your sailor's T-shirt
and I'll show you my blue thongs

by Victor 6taigata April 7, 2005

The Vodka Challange

The vodka challenge consists of:

1 Litre bottle of vodka(your choice of brand 37.5%)

Basically it's the last man(or women) standing!
Choose your mixer, the first person to finish the vodka bottle wins the title! Best to play drinking games, like kings/ring of fire!

If you vomit, fall over, pass out or cheat then you're out!

Starting the vodka challange on on winter night, Bob, John and Paul start, bob picks pepsi, John picks orange juice and paul picks diet coke.

Halfway through the bottle, Paul runs off to the toilet and vomits all over the seat! That's Paul out!!!
Bob and John carry on John has 2" left at the bottom and passes out spilling his glass or orange and vodka down his crotch, bob takes the opportunity to drink as much as he can quickly to win! He downs the rest of the bottle and wins!!!
But then projectile vomits all over! But he still won! What a legend!

by Ovyuk September 14, 2011