A Certified Slap is a song that goes on your playlist for best rap songs ever. A Certified Slap consists of just dirty beats and the Hook is 2 Legit 2 quit. A Slap is known as a really good song, but a Certified Slap is just dirty. A Certified Slap is not played at places like LA BOOM. It is best to play a Certified Slap while driving hot bitches around in your car. Especially the freshmen who go to the all girls schools who are always horny as fuck for your sausegeeee.
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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by Li'l Scotty October 7, 2005
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A word that describes the uncertainty of response from Nijil, not one to make a decision lightly, he tends to be vague with "possibly" & "maybe" being his go to vocabulary when asked a question
A word that describes the uncertainty of response from Nijil, not one to make a decision lightly, he tends to be vague with "possibly" & "maybe" being his go to vocabulary when asked a question
Nijil; are you coming out this weekend? Certainossibly with an air of maybe and a pinch of uncertainty
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