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pocatello cello

An act as you stand behind your partner with one hand on the neck, reaching around and strumming the junk as if you are playing a cello...with a 2# tater stuffed up their ass
Man, my fingers are tired from playing Bach on the Pocatello cello last night.

You think your fingers are tired? My asshole made mashed taters and gravy from that concert.
by MasterBlaster7 September 30, 2022
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cello crank

The act of plucking your partners pubes with tweezers to make them into various clothing items
“I hit the cello crank with my wife, Veronica.”-Stew
“That’s gross, Judah.”-Ahmed
by GyatLord March 31, 2024
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Cello God

A person that supports the streamer ZanB on twitch. He's very wholesome and they do it because they love his personality and his content.
Person: "I'm a bro! Brofist!"

Cello God: "I'm a person, that loves a person that's wholesome."
by Sassy_Meowsissy July 18, 2018
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Cello Crank

When two people get into the 69 position and pluck each other’s pubes with a fork like spaghetti and then turning them into yarn and knitting them into various clothing items
You should see the Cello Crank sweater my girlfriend just knitted for me.
by SaddamBBL March 29, 2024
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Pocatello cello

Grab your partner by the neck, then reach over with your free hand and play with their junk as if plucking a cello...while having a 2 lb potato stuffed up their ass.
Cellist: Man my fingers are tired from playing that Bach concerto on the Pocatello cello last night!

Cello: Your hands are tired? How you think my asshole feels after shitting out 2 1/2 lbs of taters and gravy?
by MasterBlaster7 October 4, 2022
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pocatello cello

An act as you stand behind your partner with one hand on the neck, reaching around and strumming the junk as if you are playing a cello...with a 2# tater stuffed up their ass
Man, my fingers are tired from playing Bach on the Pocatello cello last night.

You think your fingers are tired? My asshole made mashed taters and gravy from that concert.
by MasterBlaster7 September 30, 2022
mugGet the pocatello cellomug.

Cello

The instrument I play instead of Trumpet because mum made me put it as my first preference. I later learned all the really cool kids play cello unlike those wino violinists. Also the name for someone who plays cello is better tat for someone who plays trumpet, we cello players are CELISTS! imagine being called a trumpeter.
WOW! The Cello players in the back are so cool!
by Rimy Jobbs November 16, 2022
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