Cello

The fanciest instrument in the orchestra
Between preciscion pegs and regular pegs and a french or german bow the cello is the sexiest instrument in the orchestra!

Yo-ma ma is a famous cellist
"Dang that cellist is playing sitting with the instrument i find that sexy"

"yea shes playing the cello i find that sexy"

by Cellogal July 5, 2017

iron cello

A variation on the donkey punch, utilizing a baseball bat in place of the traditional fist.

Girl: "I woke up with a terrible migraine and a sore ass. I think someone did the iron cello on me last night."

by this one time at band camp July 16, 2010

lemon cello

A term used for dropping a condom in front of your lover.

Oh no! I lemon cello!

by Fruitfly03 July 12, 2018

Lower your cello

Telling someone to keep there voice down.

My neighbor is home, you have to lower your cello.

by Sunny_side-up October 16, 2020

pocatello cello

An act as you stand behind your partner with one hand on the neck, reaching around and strumming the junk as if you are playing a cello...with a 2# tater stuffed up their ass

Man, my fingers are tired from playing Bach on the Pocatello cello last night.

You think your fingers are tired? My asshole made mashed taters and gravy from that concert.

by MasterBlaster7 September 30, 2022

Cello God

A person that supports the streamer ZanB on twitch. He's very wholesome and they do it because they love his personality and his content.

Person: "I'm a bro! Brofist!"

Cello God: "I'm a person, that loves a person that's wholesome."

by Sassy_Meowsissy July 18, 2018

cello

An instrument that sounds like a suicidal bumblebee.

I learned the cello. Maybe it would have been more interesting to learn the violin.

by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018