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hand celibate

When a person goes a period of time without masterbating.
A lot of guys are hand celibate for No Masterbate March.
by Roman Archer June 30, 2019
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A modern phrase meaning, see people for who they are, not what. And then celebrate all the aspects that make them who they are.
"Don't be a small-minded jerk; doesn't matter if she's gay, she's one of the best, most true-hearted, people I know, and that's all you should care about. See the soul, celebrate the spirit."
by Dr. Portmanteau September 24, 2020
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Celebrageddon

Celebrageddon (cel-eb-ra-geddon) n.

Word combniation of Celebrity and Armageddon. A word used to describe the sudden rash of celebrity deaths in a short span of time.
Dude, celebrageddon is upon them. Farrah and Michael Jackson in the same day, not to mention the current celebrageddon of Carradine, Billy Mays and Walter Cronkite.
by WiiTodd July 19, 2009
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Celebrattude

The overweening personality exhibited by a celebrity brat ("celebratty").
Who's got celebrattude? Taylor Momsen does.
by 2HM March 11, 2010
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calibrating cabbages

When you get asked what you have been up to and have nothing interesting to say
Person 1: So what have you been up to lately?

Person 2: Not much just calibrating cabbages
by Dr Cabbage September 9, 2010
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Celebratio

Celebratory fellatio
"Congratulations, I think we should celebrate this with a spot of celebratio!" - meaning, something positive has happened, therefore celebratory dick sucking should commence. For example:

1. Pass driving test, get dick sucked
2. Come home from Afghanistan, get dick sucked
3. Has it been 25 years since Windows 1.0 came out? Lol at Steve Ballmer, and get your dick sucked...
4. Something else... and this is key: Get dick sucked.
by radioheadrule83 November 24, 2010
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celerbate

verb
other versions celerbation, celerbating, celerbated

1. The act of masturbating to express joy for something great that just happened.

2. Masturbating to celebrate something you did that no one gives two or even a quarter of a shit about, because you don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend.

3. A funny/ weird/ creepy as fuck/ possibly gay way of congratulating another on an accomplishment. This is done by cumming on them and saying "Cuntgratulations!!!" if they're a girl or "Cumgratulations!!!" if they're a guy.
1. John:"Hey Greg since you've done a great job around here, I'm promoting you to assistant manager!"
Greg:"Fuck yeah!! I got to go celerbate!!"
John:"....Awkward as fuck."

2. (Gets to level 50 in WOW or finishes Halo Campaign on Heroic ) Melvin: "I'm gonna celerbate!!! See mom, this is why I didn't finish high school!!"

3. Peter:" Hey Jim, did you hear that Katie got engaged!?"
Jim:" Yeah I saw the proposal on Facebook!"
Peter:" I think I might just celerbate with her! ;)"
Jim: "She's my sister, you fuck."
by OG Mudbone aka (TATA) May 6, 2013
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