Salty Celery

The penis of a vegan.

Person 1: "Hey did you know that guy you've been screwing is a vegan?"
Person 2: "Yeah man he's got that salty celery!"

by Fuckbad Sexbang September 7, 2016

celery

(adj)
definition: a debby downer, being negative

ex: dwight “all of my beets died”
jim “don’t be so celery about it, look on the bright side!”

by jejrkwjgjiaofa March 19, 2019

Celery Juice

Celery juice is any juice that you use to refill a juul pod (or any pod). Typically has more nicotine than normal juul pods.

Brad: Bro I just refilled my juul with celery juice this shit slaps!
Chad: That’s absolutely fucking disgusting dude wtf!
Brad: Why don’t you try it then?
Chad: *rips juul and passes out*
Brad: The celery is too strong for you lightweight lmao!

by FrostdFleeks April 10, 2019

celery eater

to be a fan of leafy sticks is to be a fan of sticks in general.

I've been so gay lately, it's almost like a celery could come handy. I am such a celery eater.

by juicejuicebeatle May 12, 2020

Celery

Celery is a smart person if you think celery doesn't have a personality your WRONG that is rude to celery

Celery is smart

by Birb man October 19, 2020

Celery

the most powerful and best roblox executor on the UWP client!!!!

Johnny uses Electron. Don’t be like Johnny. Use celery

by celerlover239 May 21, 2023

Celery-whack

1) To whack one’s sex partner on the upper or lower back or buttocks with a number of celery during intercourse. Purchase a bunch of celery, ideally this should consist of of 8-9 medium ribbed stalks weighing c 1 pound (any less and the weight isn’t sufficient to have desired impact, any more and you’re likely to be catching a gbh rap). Place on bed side table within reach of your/partners strong arm. Shortly after entering from behind grab said celery and simply whack across desired body part. 2) Replace said celery with multiple cocks during a multi- partner sex session. Most likely to be encountered at orgies/swingers parties/catholic schools

Chap: that girl is so hot I would love to celery-whack her arse.

Girl to friends : I met my boyfriends friends last night and can not stop thinking about them getting together and celery-whacking my face until I pass out

by Dick-shunry March 3, 2023