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Caldwell County

A crack infested, pill snorting, meth making county. Mostly populated with rednecks, wanna be thugs, and illegal aliens.
A place where there's nothing fun to do except hang at the empty mall, the 2D movie theater, or go to Sonic. Everyone's mostly rude, and full of drama. You may have a good time with the prostitute, Chewbacca who frequents 'Hospital Avenue.'
I have no life, let's go hang out in Caldwell County.
by AZombieCupcake. August 17, 2011
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caulkbawls

An expression used to mean a piece of material or an object; similar to "thingy" or "doohickey."

This term was coined by the lead singer of the comical band: Nine Inch Penis (Jeanette Dosseva) during an interview for Rolling Stones magazine. It's use has spread due to the internet and NIP's following.
It was a machine made of the strangest stuff imaginable; with doohickies and caulkbawls sticking out everywhere
by hoebagzz November 10, 2008
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Calder Cup

The Calder Cup is a tournament of ugly girls who battle in grueling matchups to determine who is the best (hottest) of the worst (ugly girls). It is often used to establish where someone's questionable girlfriend is on the "looks hierarchy". It only applies to girls who are a 5 or less on the 1-10 scale and a girl's echelon is determined using a playoff exit scale (1st round, conference semi-finals, east/west coast finals, or calder cup final).
Because of her hideous, scary face and average body, Billy's girlfriend would exit the Calder Cup playoffs in the East Coast Finals.
by Hershey Bears December 19, 2010
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caulderize

To become emotionally attached to another person for an indefinite period of time, and in most cases, permanently.
"Let me in 'til I caulderize. Let me in til I'm on your mind. All of the time." -Dusty Ray of The Drama Montage
by The Drama Montage February 18, 2011
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Cauliflower Surprise

1. When you have an uncircumcised penis and you tuck raw meat in between your foreskin and the head of your penis. Leave it there for a week without showering. White fungus should have formed by this point on the raw rotting meat. Then let your girlfriend go down on your penis and when it's in her mouth yank back your foreskin and yell cauliflower surprise.
I wanted to teach this girl a lesson for cheating so a gave her a cauliflower surprise.
by Vortakai February 7, 2018
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canldunt

my best friend Aden has a canldunt
by buguluggudoodle May 13, 2019
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Tub-caulker

A person who only has sex with overweight women 300lbs. or more.
Person 1: Hey did you hear?!
Person 2: hear what?
Person 1: I heard your cousin is a real tub-caulker!
by Bootbaghandle June 5, 2010
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