by ryan926 January 12, 2009
Get the Duff Chuff mug.by KristenRojo November 22, 2006
Get the chuffage mug.A term usually used to insult someone. This person should be fat, stupid, gay, retarded, weird, lazy, and/or awkward to be with. Also could be used to describe someone who is not there for things.
Shut up, Caffin. You would know, but you weren't there!
by Wii7036 January 20, 2009
Get the Caffin mug.A horrible poisoning similar to alcohol poisoning caused by taking too much caffeine. Most caffeine is ingested through energy drinks, coffee, or caffeine pills. Depending on body weight and tolerance, you can be poisoned by taking large doses in short amounts of time. Most caffeine poisoning is characterized by nausea, shaking, jitters, headaches, racing thoughts, insomnia, vomiting, and hallucinations. Can be fatal. Can be cured by staying up until you're tired, drinking milk and water constantly and using the bathroom to flush out your system.
Me: I took 800mg of caffeine last night in pills. I was up for two days with caffeine poisoning.
Friend: That sucks.
Friend: That sucks.
by ofdarkskies April 7, 2009
Get the caffeine poisoning mug.A wonderful stimulant and vitamin that is an essential part of everyday life for those who would like to avoid sleep, or just be generally more productive. Diety, ritual, and drug rolled into one.
Caffeine.
Caffeine.
Bawls, coffee, jolt, some teas, jolt gum, mountain dew, diet coke, amp, red bull, etc.
ThinkGeek.com sells a lot of alternative sources, but then again, 7-11 does too.
ThinkGeek.com sells a lot of alternative sources, but then again, 7-11 does too.
by CaffeineHead January 19, 2005
Get the caffeine mug.A man who is a free ride for a woman. He pay's for everything and provides transportation but gets nothing in return.
Jack: "Connor, what the hell!"
Connor: "What."
Jack: "Dude, you are being a total chauffeur for Kelly."
Connor: "Awww, shit."
Connor: "What."
Jack: "Dude, you are being a total chauffeur for Kelly."
Connor: "Awww, shit."
by eatinthehippie23 February 27, 2009
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