by Card Farting Unicorn August 23, 2016
Get the Cartman Eating Turdmug. For every person that does good, they will also have someone who will show hate towards them.
Coined by George Watsky in his song "4am".
Cartman - A character from "South Park" who generally hates on everyone and everything.
Kyle - Another character from "South Park" who usually strives for good and has strong morals.
Cartman constantly annoys and does what he can to make fun of Kyle.
Coined by George Watsky in his song "4am".
Cartman - A character from "South Park" who generally hates on everyone and everything.
Kyle - Another character from "South Park" who usually strives for good and has strong morals.
Cartman constantly annoys and does what he can to make fun of Kyle.
Guy 1 - "I'm always trying to do things out of the goodness of my heart, but I am always made fun of it by this one guy."
Guy 2 - "Hey, every Kyle's got a Cartman."
Guy 2 - "Hey, every Kyle's got a Cartman."
by Imma KNIGHT November 11, 2013
Get the Every Kyle's got a Cartman.mug. Rich
Revenge
Racist
these are the three r's of eric cartman. things related to eric cartman. that start with r.
Revenge
Racist
these are the three r's of eric cartman. things related to eric cartman. that start with r.
Kyle- Wow, Cartman is always coming up with some stupid idea to be racist, get rich, or get revenge.
Kenny- Yeah!
Stan- Those all start with R.
Kenny- The Three R's of Eric Cartman. *chuckle*
Kenny- Yeah!
Stan- Those all start with R.
Kenny- The Three R's of Eric Cartman. *chuckle*
by yhjdfhjg June 11, 2023
Get the The Three R's of Eric Cartmanmug. A cartton that wanted to be an extrovert when it was fun or funny to him, but didn't want to get stuck as one all the time, even when it wasn't fun, funny, or fair weather shit.
Cartman ended up stuck with Tourette's syndrome depending on his stuffed animals to tell him how awesome he was. That's what happens when you try to be something you're not.
by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
Get the Cartmanmug. a person who is: a racist, xenophobic, no emphaty, psycho
and do:
homicide
prostitution
murder
forced suicide
assassination attempt
forced cannibalism
assault
contraband
theft/obstruction of criminal proceedings
Armed robbery
hate crimes
Kidnapping and illegal detention
unlicensed surgery
Trying to get them to cancel "Family Guy"
Terrorism
war crimes
medical terrorism
Piracy
driving without a license
false complaint
resist arrest
Child abuse
Blackmail
Torture
Fraud/plagiarism
Violation
Contempt of court
present false evidence
Slander
Racism
Cause a national conspiracy
anti semite
and do:
homicide
prostitution
murder
forced suicide
assassination attempt
forced cannibalism
assault
contraband
theft/obstruction of criminal proceedings
Armed robbery
hate crimes
Kidnapping and illegal detention
unlicensed surgery
Trying to get them to cancel "Family Guy"
Terrorism
war crimes
medical terrorism
Piracy
driving without a license
false complaint
resist arrest
Child abuse
Blackmail
Torture
Fraud/plagiarism
Violation
Contempt of court
present false evidence
Slander
Racism
Cause a national conspiracy
anti semite
by calicó October 15, 2022
Get the cartmanmug. In a word: Gay.
In multiple words: a person who is so gay that he feels the need to post useless replys ergo, making himself look stupid and, well, Gay.
In multiple words: a person who is so gay that he feels the need to post useless replys ergo, making himself look stupid and, well, Gay.
by Mattus Ruttus September 04, 2008
Get the officer cartmanmug. 