Carrot

A Girl who is very very orange and looks like a carrot

Carrot : "You like my fake tan"
Me : " Shut the fuck up you're a carrot"

by Swag Man G 765 April 29, 2016

carrot

a homophobic/ transphobic slur
used against LGBT+ people

yeah, that chia is turning into a total carrot

by mikeyjbaby February 13, 2020

carroting

placing carrots with over dried weed.

Damn it, this weed taste like a carrot. Jeff must have done some carroting on this shit.

by spoof720 July 16, 2013

carrot

An extrememly hard penis that snaps like a carrot.

Oh no! Nico's penis got so hard, when I started beating him off it snapped...like a carrot!!!!!
OH SHIT!!

by Whitey McCrackerington June 11, 2008

carrot

a vegie that get orange and big and hard and long and is in your pants

my your carrot is looking fine today

by 324873294 December 01, 2006

Carrot

The best idea for any halloween costume.

Hey! Mary Joe, you want dip for your carrot.

by Tim Oyen November 11, 2003

carrots

Carrots.
Cah-rots.

A.K.A. Orange Vegetables.
Oh-Ran-ge VEH-gee-tay-bulls.

Everyone knows that Carrots are chocked full of Vitamin and Betacarrotine. What you don't know... is that they're also chocked full of POOIIISSSOOOONNN!!

by Harry Jenkins May 27, 2005