Loading the Cannon

A sexual act where you pry open your partner's butthole and poop into it.

"I'm going out with Becky tonight. Don't come over after 9. I will be loading the cannon."

"I loaded that bitch's cannon last night."

"Dude! Who loaded my sister's cannon last night? There is shit everywhere!"

by Dick Trickle the 3rd November 28, 2011

flak cannon

n1. A yellowish weapon in the Unreal series of video games that shoots out either a spread of metal shrapnel or a single bomb with a smiley face painted on it that explodes in metal shrapnel.

n2. A weapon used by the military to fill the skies with shrapnel and down incoming enemy aircraft.

v. To kill someone using a flak cannon. Once done fifteen times, you're a flak monkey.

n. "I think you should whip out your flak cannon and plug that n00b."

n. "Incoming bombers! Arm the flak cannons!"

v. "j00 got flak cannon'd, NUB! LOLLOLOLOLOL!!!111shift+1"

by Fission frekin rawks June 5, 2005

Zimbabwe Swamp Cannon

A phenomenon caused by pulling out too fast during anal sex which causes a vacuum which then sprays the fecal matter out of the rectum at a high speed.

My parents walked in on my boyfriend boning me in the ass and he pulled out really fast causing a Zimbabwe Swamp Cannon spraying shit all over his junk. It was so embarrassing he broke up with me.

by Trapmaster Crouch January 19, 2009

ho cannon

A weapon used to gun down hos. Metaphoric hos, not actually women.

It appears that Steve here was sent to his maker by a ho cannon

by AJ from The Crest May 16, 2007

Gunk Cannon

A particularly large and angry erection

Gary dropped to his knees to admire Alan’s enormous Gunk Cannon, “I couldn’t possibly fit that in” he exclaimed.

by Herbert Schweffe October 24, 2019

Cannonballer

A well trained road rallyist, who enjoys speeding on the open road. A driver with complete disregard for authority. A phrase made popular by Brock Yates, creator of the original "Cannonball Run" aka Cannonball Sea to Shining Sea Memorial Dash (1971).

"Look at that crazy nut on the road, he thinks he's a real cannonballer!"

by J. Sanchez November 2, 2005

party cannon

Pinkie never leaves home without one.

'I never leave home without my party cannon!'

by TriariusTheThird January 7, 2012