candyfornia

Heaven, its full of candy, has cotton candy clouds, but most of all, IT HAS KATY PERRY!!!!!!!

person 1: im going somewhere on vacation!
person 2: where?
person 1: candyfornia!
person 2: *dies of jealousy*

by Katy Perry is the best February 8, 2022

cancore

when someone or something is pathetic in a small cat struggling to drink milk way, most commonly used to describe transfem discord lesbians

"my friend snoorpsy is so cancore its awesome"

"this election is so cancore"

"my sister just got hit by an 18 wheeler, thats so cancore!"

by claite March 17, 2025

Candycaneapeninitus

A severe penis infection that leads to a life long mutation, this causes the penis to grow long however it curves back between the legs of the patient. The only upside is it adds a minty refreshing smell and taste.

Doctor: " How should i say this? You have Candycaneapeninitus!" Patient: " So my penis is minty and refreshing?" Doctor: "No it curves back between your legs, and your forskin is stripped"

by KnightofDay April 14, 2025

dutch candycane

To wear a mint flavored condom while receiving a blowjob.

I tried a dutch candycane with Luanne. She's allergic to mint so now it's like having a realistic blowup doll.

by Señor Heisenberg March 23, 2016

Brazilian Candycane

Following anal sex, one party swishes some mouthwash prior to performing fellatio for some minty fresh head.

I had tacos for lunch… You may wanna grab the mouthwash and Brazilian candycane that shit.

by whiskeyknees August 18, 2025