candid shot

when you see a girl (or guy) with a fat ass and you manage to discreetly get a picture of their package
liam: bro my friend sent a candid shot of this girl at the library look
wyatt: god damn that’s a FAT ass
by i like hunt bitches November 14, 2023
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Imposter Candidate

Creepy Joe is too retarded to run for President. We need an underserving, unqualified nitwit to run in his place that we can boss around. Yes! We need a an Imposter Candidate
by Dirty Harry 2 August 21, 2024
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Reform Candidate

Noun;
Someone who's parents should have wiped them on the curtains approximately 9 months prior to their birth
I wouldn't vote for the reform candidate, even if it would mean I would never have to work again
by HyperSkylight July 03, 2024
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