Hanny Calf

The cutest girl you’ve ever met. She can make you laugh more than anyone else and is always there for you.

Hanny Calf is such a Cutie Calf.

by PepperoniStick14 November 9, 2020

Calfing

When a male is standing with his dick pointed downward and legs spread apart. Other partner will lift their head up and suck on the genitals like a baby calf nursing it’s mother until completion of standing partner.

Yo, did you hear about Stacy last weekend. She was calfing johns dick until he came in her mouth.

by I also handled this handle February 27, 2020

Calf Kicking

A one player game in which the purpose is to approach a calf kick or push it and run away once the mother start t charge you, trying not to be tramped by here.

welcome to the second annual calf kicking world champions, lets hope this year there are no fatalities

by Barberella September 1, 2020

CALF

Childless And Looking a Financier. A mature woman without children seeking men based on finances rather than an age preference.

Joye's sexiness attracts men of all ages but she isn't a MILF looking for a hookup, she's a CALF longing for a destination date.

by Joye Styk November 4, 2020

Mosher's calf

Mosher's calf describes the physical pain that can develop in the gastrocnemius muscle at the hind part of the leg due to over exertion during prolonged periods within a mosh pit. Causes of the condition include; awkward landing after an intense jump and fist pump move, as well as bodily injuries incurred from remaining in tight proximity to a large crowd of intoxicated humans with limited control of their own limbs.

"I will have to recover from my mosher's calf before I lock in Falls, but it's a possibility." Sam

by piphere September 29, 2013

Fat Calf Syndrome

when your calves are too big to fit any sort of pair of boots, no matter what.

-"I can't get these rain boots on"
-"Why not?"
-"I have FCS...fat calf syndrome."

by originator2011jbguz August 6, 2011

Calf Mommy Queefer Special

When i queef into trey III mouths and he nuts into my face while i scream harder big pap chulo. Then i have lesbian sex with all the girls and make them cum hard and then i masturbate to all the guys and hit on them even tho im fat asf.

I do the Calf Mommy Queefer Special every once in a while when i feel horny for them. Wink*

by Bigqueefer69calfmommy420chunk May 1, 2023