A painful medical condition usually experienced after a heavy night of drinking and dancing. The calf muscle is stiff, dehydrated and walking is near impossible.
by Urbocks August 12, 2019
The sexual theory that females should only fuck Bulls(sexually dominant males that are usually African American) while the Cucks or calf’s sit and watch them fuck their wife's and gf’s and so on.
Did you see Professor Johnson’s Biology Lecture last Friday?
Yes he went over the Bull-Calf theory
Damn I missed the most important lecture this year
Yes he went over the Bull-Calf theory
Damn I missed the most important lecture this year
by Josiahtouches October 09, 2021
A particularly wet and drippy ladies front bottom , usually bereft of pubes, that is in a state of expectant imminent receipt of a tumescent male seeding tube .
A fanny like a calf’s nostril
A fanny like a calf’s nostril
See that sister of hers over there , well her muff was like a calfs nostril for me last weekend so I pumped her full of man fat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 03, 2023
Mosher's calf describes the physical pain that can develop in the gastrocnemius muscle at the hind part of the leg due to over exertion during prolonged periods within a mosh pit. Causes of the condition include; awkward landing after an intense jump and fist pump move, as well as bodily injuries incurred from remaining in tight proximity to a large crowd of intoxicated humans with limited control of their own limbs.
by piphere September 30, 2013
When i queef into trey III mouths and he nuts into my face while i scream harder big pap chulo. Then i have lesbian sex with all the girls and make them cum hard and then i masturbate to all the guys and hit on them even tho im fat asf.
by Bigqueefer69calfmommy420chunk May 01, 2023
The white girls have gone crazy, screeching that they’re calf squeeze geologists. Hide your calf’s cause they’re coming for you!
by calfsquezers December 31, 2018