Buttmitt

(adjective) Alternative to awesome, legendary, radical etc.

(Noun) The entire area between ones legs

(verb) "Buttmitting" to have sex in the butt and in the mitt at the same time

(adjective) Man lastnight was so buttmitt, can even believe i'm still alive

(noun) OMG Garyyy!! How much "buttmitt" did you get lastnight?? I saw you go in your camper with 3 chicks for chist sakes

(verb) Brute and Sally were "Buttmitting" all night long it sounded like a toilet getting plunged

by Brettmitt January 9, 2013

buttmunch

An annoying person, particularly a small one you can't call a worse name

Your little sis is a buttmunch

by Az December 14, 2002

buttmilk

The substance that drips from the anus after ejaculation during anal intercourse. It is sometimes consumed with a straw.

Felicia giggled as the buttmilk trickled down her thigh.

by One87 May 2, 2003

buttsmell

A game you play in which you stick your finger up your butt a little bit, then you sneak up on a friend & jab that finger up your friend's nose while you shout "Buttsmell! Buttsmell!"

Your buttsmell will wipe from your finger to your friend's nostril, & the smell cannot be gotten rid of. It has to fade away.

lol I buttsmelled you, & you threw-up from the stink. You'll remember my buttsmell forever now.

by stiiiiiinky finger November 14, 2007

butthump

To unlock a door with a magnetic card lock, without first removing the card from your wallet, or the wallet from your back pocket.

Nobody was around, and I was in a hurry, so I just butthumped the server room door open.

by vertigo23 April 19, 2009

buttsmack

A name you call someone either before or after they do something stupid.

Hey buttsmack, don't stick your hand in that toaster.

Hey buttsmack, I can't believe you just did that!

by ChrisPixel February 8, 2005

butthumper

Immune to the laws of physics and incapable of independent activity, the butthumper finds your rear bumper on an open stretch of highway, and stays there. The asshole may be using you as a shield against radar, or as a fuel-mileage aid, but usually he/she is talking on the phone and relying on you to scan the road for them.

Ten lanes of superhighway to drive on and this jerk has to tailgate me. What a butthumper.

by bullshark April 1, 2008