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ButtRam

Hi ButtRam. How ya Doing?
by Jimmy-Jimmy June 10, 2004
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buttgram

A measurement used for a type of weed that is dry, old, usually appearing brown or black in color.
Lowest form of schwag.
"I only got 3 buttgrams left. I need to re-up"
by chibbi October 8, 2007
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Buttface

a stupid, heartless, usually rude individual that has no regard for anyones feelings but their own.
Mikey"yo bro, you still talkin to your german exchange friend?"
Luke" naw bro, shes not responding to any of my messages, i even sent her a letter"
Mikey"man bro that sucks"
Luke" Yeah, Katie is such a Buttface "
by Alias- Mike Wilt December 7, 2010
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buttflakes

Those who have it, despise it. Those lacking it, desire it. This paradox that has, for many years, consumed our nation, is none other than BUTTFLAKES. What are buttflakes, you ask?
Historians have traced this common characteristic back to the early days of equestrian training. Horse riders, after a long day of arduous training, have been shocked to find none other than peeling, dried skin on their buttocks. Common side effects are a sporadic snap, crackle and pop of the buttocks upon impact with jeans, and other such materials. Scientists have come to identify this characteristic as butt dandruff, or as modern day society has deemed it, BUTTFLAKES.
person #1: "Wow, my butt feels sore." *peels off layer of clothing* "What is this? My butt has more cracks than the San Andreas fault!"
person #2: "Oh you silly thing, you have BUTTFLAKES! DUH!"
by hokey dokey August 29, 2008
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ButtFace

A FaceTime buttdial

My girlfriend keeps her phone in her back pocket and with that sweet bootie she often ButtFaces me without knowing.
ButtFace buttface butfacebutt dial buttdial call buzz facetime
by Billy Winters February 27, 2014
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ButtFarmer

One who cultivates females' asses
> I love being a buttfarmer because I appreciate a nice, tight female ass so much!

> A buttfarmer's work is never done, but the reward of having cultivated asses that you can bounce a dime off of is worth it.
by McPhatty April 26, 2006
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gloating buttfaced idiot

ManitobaFEAR on mIRC.
<ManitobaFEAR> AHAHAHAHA
<ManitobaFEAR> i win
<ManitobaFEAR> fuckers
<ManitobaFEAR> fear me
by Bonzer Tucker May 14, 2004
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