brunch

a weekend ritual for twenty-something New Yorkers involving the sharing of the first meal of the day with friends after a night of debauchery. Brunch can occur any time after noon and before 5 p.m. on either Saturday or Sunday and serves as a great way to catch up with friends over moderately priced food as well as bloody marys, mimosas or several glasses of champagne. Post-brunch activities often include napping or drunk shopping.

Sunday brunch is like gay church.

by andynyc September 15, 2008

brunch music

Soft electronica with breezy lyrics about relationships. It's often enjoyed by yuppies and guppies on lazy Sunday afternoons. Best exemplified by artists like Dido, Everything but the Girl and Portishead.

"Hey girl, what's this you're listening to?"
"It's the new CD by Dido. It's great brunch music."

by chris January 18, 2004

brunchin

midday lunchin acting a fool in the mid-morning to lunch time

Damn she was lunch brunchin! Look at that mother fuckers he's brunch'd out; too nuts.

by smalia January 20, 2008

baby brunch

Boobs; particularly the loaded ones you see on preggos.

"Did you see that MILF just now? Wow, she had plenty of baby brunch hanging out front."

by Wizards Sleeve June 12, 2006

Belgium Brunch

The term "Belgium Brunch" is the act (or term) of spreading butter or jelly on your toast only using a girl's pussy lips. (Preferably your freinds mom)

Tell your mom to send over a couple of her homemade Belgium Brunch toast.. Thanks!

by Juh Juh October 24, 2008

Brunch lib

Synonym for shitlib.

Used in leftist political discourse as a perjorative, mocking the spinelessness, stupidly, hypocrisy, and willful ignorance of American liberals.
“Vote blue no matter who! You’re probably a russian bot trying to get Trump re-elected.”

“Nope, I’m just not a shitlib like you. Hit the phones.”

Brunch libs defend Biden nominating Mayo Pete even though he has no relevant experience.

by Grouchy December 15, 2020

Portuguese Brunch

Follow Portuguese Breakfast instructions, but after frying the eggs in the pan, let cool on the windowsill like apple pie, and then dish out the cooled scrambled eggs back in the woman's vagina, have sex with her while she remains in this position, and then have her pour the hot contents onto a plate and voila, a Portuguese Brunch.

Portuguese Brunch, like scrambling eggs in a pan, but instead of a whisk, just screw her.

by PBrunch June 11, 2009