mushroom bruise

A fierce cock slapping used to instill obedience through domination

"Bring me my eggs bitch or suffer the wrath of the mushroom bruise."

by johnny walker November 29, 2003

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purple mushroom bruise

The act of pulling out your penis while being blown, and systematically slapping your partner's face with it, thus leaving a purplish bruise resembling the tip of you penis (a mushroom).

I gave Carly a purple mushroom bruise when she went down on me last night.

by Flantari September 30, 2006

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Bruises often seen on arms, thighs, knees and possibly neck area that is sustained by physical activity common to whores and prostitutes (kneeling on the pavement in an alleyway, being grabbed by the neck or arm by a john or pimp, general abuse from those that like rough stuff) Also can be detected when a woman has matching thumb bruises on the inside of her thighs ---->from getting pounded from behind.

See Courtney Love.
Chas:"Did you happen to check out that whore bruise on Dan's sister?"
Todd:"Shit, you just know that any girl named Amber has to be a little slut. She was at the frat party the other night and she got down."
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by Salusa March 30, 2007

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Bruised Banana

Asain who trys to act black by wearing baggy clothes, listening to rap, and memorizing words to rap songs to seem gangster they also google search "Black People" on their 20,000 dollar laptop

did you see that bruised banana in the audience of BET

by 12 June 18, 2005

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porno bruise

n. A bruising or discoloration occurring on the thigh, shin or calf. They can vary wildly in origin; usually they appear quite unaccountably, and are often seen in adult films. Within such media, these are generally found on women, but can occur on men as well. A theory may be provided that such minor injuries are sexually related.

"She's a pretty hot performer, but not in this video; she's got porno bruises."

by Simon Overmind March 13, 2008

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