bruised banana

when a person of either sex is performing fellatio, and that person giving said fellatio punches them in the penis before ejaculating. it could be a way of torture, punishment, or in some cases, pleasure.
She was going down on me, then right when I was about to blow, she gave me a bruised banana out of nowhere. She's so full of surprises.
by RedSpectre March 23, 2012
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shroom bruise

when you dick slap your bitch on the forehead leaving a mushroom shaped bruise. another word for mushroom tattoo
i smacked the ho in the forehead and left a shroom bruise that lasted for a week
by douglas epley November 06, 2006
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bruised peach

From a distance that girl looked really quality but after getting a closer look it turned out that she was a bruised peach.
by jocko jones August 23, 2004
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qualude bruise

unexplicable bruises appearing on the body, especially on the shin, knee and thigh, after a night of heavy partying. The marks occur at the cooresponding height of the furniture in the home, like cocktail and dinner tables, chairs, doors and door frames.
This morning when I awoke, there were bruises on my shins and knees, and I can't remember how I got them. Must have been a hell of a party to get all of these qualude bruises.
by uncle tim March 16, 2008
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bruised fruit

You should have seen the way Bruce burst out into tears while watching Lifetime the other day . . . that boy is a bruised fruit!
by Armed & Hammered July 27, 2006
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Unexplained Bruises

Those obvious body marks on the skin which appear unexpectedly the next day after particularly active sex, but you have no idea how they got there specifically.
No wonder Karen's smiling so brightly this morning. Have you seen all of her unexplained bruises?
by Monty_Pythons August 05, 2009
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heel bruise

A bruise that is located at the back part of the foot below the ankle. An injuring mostly occurring to skateboarders that jumping off high platforms and landing on their feet without their skateboard.
I heard got major heel bruise from trying that gap yesterday.

If you wear Addidas socks with Vans, you're asking for heel bruise.
by Sk8rBoyL8rBoy June 28, 2017
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