bro-themed comedy. see dane cook, mitch ferguson, or pretty much any other comic that appears on comedy central.
by beavis & buttfuck May 5, 2008
Get the bromedy mug.Sources of protein that are integral for bros a.k.a juice heads a.k.a men with Ph.Ds in "bro-science". Ex. whey protein, grilled chicken, fish etc.
Paxton: Yo Shaq my roommate Alban just copped a large tub of Gold Standard Whey protein cookies and creme flavor!
Shaq: Damn son, thats some grade A Brotein.
Shaq: Damn son, thats some grade A Brotein.
by shaqdiesel006 November 9, 2012
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Military slang for any thing, person, or body part that is not within correct operating tolerance.
Can be used as either a noun or an adjective.
Concerning people:
On rare occasions it is used as a form of address between buddies like when a troop has been restricted to light duty such as office work instead of their regular job.
1st person: frequently the speaker dissociates from injured part(s) as though they themselves are perfectly fine, yet significantly burdened by a body part that isn't operational.
3rd person: frequently pejorative and almost always refers to entire person.
Can be used as either a noun or an adjective.
Concerning people:
On rare occasions it is used as a form of address between buddies like when a troop has been restricted to light duty such as office work instead of their regular job.
1st person: frequently the speaker dissociates from injured part(s) as though they themselves are perfectly fine, yet significantly burdened by a body part that isn't operational.
3rd person: frequently pejorative and almost always refers to entire person.
1. That brokedick old Jeep couldn't get us from here to the PX, much less out to the range!
2. Can't put Riley out on police call, Sarge. Brokedick's gettin' a medical chapter next week!
3. Man, my arm's still all brokedick from that bad jump! I'm stuck on gimp squad for another two months until the cast comes off!
4. Hey brokedick, have you processed my leave form for Christmas Exodus yet?
2. Can't put Riley out on police call, Sarge. Brokedick's gettin' a medical chapter next week!
3. Man, my arm's still all brokedick from that bad jump! I'm stuck on gimp squad for another two months until the cast comes off!
4. Hey brokedick, have you processed my leave form for Christmas Exodus yet?
by clea023 December 19, 2011
Get the brokedick mug.Applies to all things incapable of "getting it up" to the quality you deserve. This including anything and anyone too ghetto or too dysfunctional to perform. Like an actual broke dick, these experiences can be disappointing, embarrassing, or downright painful.
My brokedick oven doesn't even have temperature settings. Shit's a glorified Easy Bake oven.
Her car is so brokedick that it only has a cassette player, but the system is bumpin with the screech of brakes and hiss of the engine.
He is so brokedick he takes his batteries out of the smoke alarm to put in his pager.
Her car is so brokedick that it only has a cassette player, but the system is bumpin with the screech of brakes and hiss of the engine.
He is so brokedick he takes his batteries out of the smoke alarm to put in his pager.
by THE BARKER October 3, 2012
Get the brokedick mug.When two guys (usually in a Fraternity) ride together on a 2 person moped; This can be borderline homosexual, however since the riders are typically "frat guys," that is out of the question.
Its not homo..its just frat
Its not homo..its just frat
by NOT in a frat February 16, 2009
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Question: Did you just rip one?
Response: Grossman Brotesman
Question: Did you just rip one?
Response: Grossman Brotesman
by Le'Braut August 12, 2009
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