bedtime cape

A sheet or blanket that one tosses around their back and holds onto while running around the house screaming "I have my bedtime cape on."

*10pm

"time for my bedtime cape!"

by Melissaemily October 12, 2013

Breastimation

Estimating the qualities of a woman's breast, in size, shape and elasticity.

Two guys are in a bar and one says, "Hey dude! Check out her twins... What do you think?". The second guy says, " Well, in my breastimation they are heavenly!".

by AdGuy January 17, 2015

bedtime inkjet

When you're having a quiet wank next to your partner at bedtime, usually after they've rejected you, and just as you're about to cum you roll over and jizz over them instead

I gave Jesse a bedtime inkjet last night, after she said she had a headache and wasn't in the mood

by InkjetInventor June 11, 2018

Bedtime

Bedtime"well if it isn't my old nemesis, Mr. Baby!"
Baby"I will never fall victim to likes of zzzzzzzz."
Bedtime"it seems I have won this round."

"Yo Ima sick ass Baby and ain't need no bedtime becau-zzzzzzzzz."

by I CRAZY UNICORN January 19, 2020

Bedtime Roulette

Fill a bottle with a mixture of Xanax, morphine, and laxative pills. Give it a good shake, then pour out 3 pills. Wash them down with a glass of whiskey, then try to take a dump and whack-off before you pass out and shit yourself.

Work has sucked lately. I think it's time for another round of Bedtime Roulette.

by Merkin Wrangler February 21, 2021

Bedtime baghdad

To ejaculate in to someone else's bed and make it up again so it's not noticed.

I'm away to Bedtime Baghdad the polish cunts bed cause he'll not see it for 2 days

by Drunkies March 20, 2021

breadlie

a nickname,

for someone who is very cool and absolutely lovely, and an amazing person who you should cherish and value very much.

Laerah: Breadlie is so lovely
Autumn: You’re an absolutely simp
Laerah: Oh, Absolutely.

by larrythecoolest May 5, 2023