D-Brake

Someone who is walking slowly in front of you, forcing you to slow your pace and try to get around them. The D-Brake often incorporates a side to side motion into their walk, making a successful pass difficult.

Short for douche-break.

Sorry I'm twenty minutes late, I got stuck behind d-brake after d-brake in Chinatown and eventually just had to start shoving people aside.

by PawlPawka May 14, 2011

beatin the brakes

action phrase used in conjunction with an item such as "beatin' the brakes off that bitch" used to describe an extensive one-sided match or some other action of an aggressive nature

Ryan: "Man you ain't neva in yo life beat down a muthaphucka."

Dave: "As a matter of fact, last night I told this punk he betta get his Nikes cause I'm fast as lightning and I was fin to be beatin the brakes off that bitch."

by Alex McKeagan March 4, 2008

Pump your brakes

To stop what your doing. As if whatever your saying or doing is stupid or ridiculous.

Lisa tried to tell me that Raheim was cheating on me but I said to the bitch, "Pump ya brakes", you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Tatatulisha thought she was going to pull on my weed for free. I told that ho to pump her mothafuckin brakes.

by GB April 2, 2003

victory braking

When a driver brakes for no apparent reason, it is said by the aggravated person behind them that they are braking "for victory".

Holy shit, there's absolutely nothing in front of this guy, he needs to cut back on the fucking victory braking.

by branden January 5, 2006

Tuskan Brakes

The act of reaching over to another riders bicycle and applying his or her brakes in order to slow them down and give you the advantage. Then, yelling the Tuskan raider battle cry as you speed ahead.

That bastard Bob gave me Tuskan brakes on the last uphill before the finish line.

by The Bagmister April 20, 2006

trail braking

Late braking technique used by expert motorcycle roadracers in which the brakes continue to be applied beyond the point at which the motorcycle has been leaned over and has entered the corner. Trail braking is used primarily to delay the onset of braking for a particular corner as long as possible, and thereby overtake another rider. The technique requires a great deal of finesse and skill in order to avoid the loss of front wheel traction, which usually results in a low side crash.

Any attempt at trail braking by a novice rider, although usually unintentional, almost invariably results in a low side crash.

by razer December 26, 2006

Jake Braking

While thrusting your penis between the breasts of a fat girl (see titty fucking). You then pass gas on their stomach, the resulting sound will be reminiscent of a machine gun.

I went hoggin' last night, she got mad when I started jake braking her. But I explained I had just eaten Taco Bell.

by fredderf January 7, 2008